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[yup @latortuga25]

Twitter became X which signifies my official eXit. We’ve had a beautiful relationship. however in the end, you have displayed toXic behaviors. No we cannot remain friends. I don’t keep in touch with my eXes.

[yup @latortuga25]

Annoyed there’s no update on my @Crocs order for M 🥲 we could be matching but noooo

[Katie Pennick @KatiePennick]

barbie’s wheelchair vs my actual wheelchair: a critical comparison

aka the best twitter thread i will ever post

strap in

#Barbie

[ari @AriannaDantone]

me, myself, and i

[yup @latortuga25]

Serious question - how come there are folks that can read the Bible but can’t read the “Do not knock baby sleeping” sign…?

[yup @latortuga25]

Mom^2 🤍

[yup @latortuga25]

@dogfather 14/10 would double click Like again and again

[amy @amezilla]

"It doesn't hurt anymore I just wasn't done crying yet" is extremely relatable.

[yup @latortuga25]

@IAmLeoGlaze Since when has colonizing ended? Did I miss something these past hundreds of years?

[yup @latortuga25]

@nic_qt

[yup @latortuga25]

Do parents of 2+ ever stop worrying about making sure they all feel so very loved?

[yup @latortuga25]

Idk how the kiddies and hubby are sleeping through this mess. When is Oakland’s street fireworks grand finale…? I’m tired

[yup @latortuga25]

The difference between first time and now - both nuggets sleeping and I didn’t mind J leaving the house to work. Last time I was terrified to be alone the first couple months! 😅

[yup @latortuga25]

@PriceAvocado Annual and quarterly goals with actionable steps!

[yup @latortuga25]

Night 1 as family of four and both kids are asleep??? Soaking in this brief moment bc chaos ensues forever now 😝 #TwoUnderTwo

[yup @latortuga25]

@PriceAvocado Affirmative 😅 I think you sent all your vibes my way!

[yup @latortuga25]

Welp. Not making it to today’s 39 week appointment………..

[yup @latortuga25]

There is nothing about the IRS that makes sense to me. I’ve been calling every month since January and every single time I get a different story…

[yup @latortuga25]

No signs of labor yet but having to call the IRS today just might send me……

[yup @latortuga25]

No signs of labor yet but having to call the IRS today just might send me……

[yup @latortuga25]

Everyone watch The Bear. A masterpiece