Loz

be sweet not salty ~ act local be global!

[Loz @lau___ren]

Let’s maybe not

[Loz @lau___ren]

normalize booing at people who get on the plane late

[Loz @lau___ren]

#leafsforever

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

all 3 New Girl men are exactly how their characters would be as dads😭😭😭

max (schmidt) is doing tiktok dances and going to concerts with his daughter, jake (nick) is raising bugs with his son to feed a lizard, & lamorne (winston) is getting roasted for crying by his daughter

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

One day you’re hot, young and fun and the next you’re a little too into the NYT mini crossword

[Loz @lau___ren]

I tried heated yoga this morning and I just got so sweaty that my mat was a slip n slide

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps tomorrow we will meet again

[jos @josiahhughes]

way too big

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

the best lyric of our generation

[Loz @lau___ren]

Was so tired I added salt to my pot to boil some eggs

[Loz @lau___ren]

I got ID’d today and the drinking age is 18 so I’m living

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Voldemort ain’t ready for these deathly hollow tips

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

plans we dru, money gru, despicable what they put me thru

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

soon as he heard she was pregnant, mike-was-out-ski

[Loz @lau___ren]

Love this note that I found saved - looking forward to the rest of my life to see if it comes true

[Loz @lau___ren]

Spotify giving me my own AI DJ is the best thing ever

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

The most important meme ever to be created

[trish @ultragloss]

i just watched high school musical for the first time in like 12 years and realized they didn’t even do a musical. in high school musical they didn’t even have the musical. all of the movie was leading up to their second round of AUDITIONS at the CALLBACK

[Loz @lau___ren]

There is a special place in hell for mouth breathers