Laura P.

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

I love ad surveys that ask me if I’ve heard of huge brands like Disney, Apple, Netflix. I like to be contrary and respond that I’ve heard of “none of the above”. You will get nothing from me 😂

[Ethan M. Aldridge @EthanMAldridge]

This is a really common question, probably because the library/author relationship can seem pretty opaque from the outside. But libraries do benefit authors! A lot! Here’s how-

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

I met my goal of reading 45 books for the Goodreads 2023 Reading Challenge! https://t.co/L49WOoLBQS via @goodreads

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

coronation this coronation that��� remember when aragorn said “you bow to no one” to the hobbits at HIS coronation?

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

Most disrespectful name of any sea creature.

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

Grocery shopping with my mother the retired librarian: she has her coupons organized by store layout.
@XLibrisLorraine

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

I have completed my challenge of 45 books! https://t.co/Xq5vYJry3n

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

I rewatched The Terminator recently so I’ve been much more polite to my Alexa for the last few days.

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

Why did I log onto the internet today

[Tasty @tasty]

your-dentist-is-quivering pickles

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will force you to carry your baby to term, just so they can grow up and get shot in school.

[rabia O'chaudry @rabiasquared]

I keep thinking about the fact that these babies murdered today spent the last two years dodging covid, how much of their little lives was spent trying to survive

[Natasha ❀ @ndelriego]

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

As a parent, my heart is broken seeing these faces and their ages.

My condolences to their families during this difficult time 🙏🏻

Xavier Lopez, 10. He was a 4th grader at Robb Elementary.

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

I’ve been feeling a little conflicted about turning 35 tomorrow, so it was great to receive an email today from Wikipedia that asked me to include them in my will 😂

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

@suyeelin I unearthed it from a dusty corner of my desk and it worked for about 5 minutes then went black haha. Not using it for a straight decade might have had something to do with it 😂

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

My old graphing calculator finally gave up the ghost. Pouring one out for Block Dude today. Thanks for all the good times ✌🏼

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

@Leather430 She sounds great

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

I have family in Altoona and if one of them served me this, I would disown immediately.

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

"Altoona Style Pizza" in Altoona, PA

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

Good, because we’re already in the middle of one

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

DON'T LOOK UP! ☄️ A 1-kilometer-sized asteroid is set to make pass near Earth. But scientists say this once-in-a-lifetime event won't be the start of a sci-fi disaster movie. https://t.co/Dh3V6v44cW

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

Check out #MyYearInBooks @goodreads to discover the 45 books I read in 2021! https://t.co/iGozxaXC8Y

[Laura P. @lau_rat]

I once played a Bing Crosby song after 7pm on YouTube Music and now every time I open the app they call it my “Nighttime Music”