Lauren Hall

🇨🇦 Mom, wife, writer, dabbler.
AKA @ellie_welsh 📖

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

The sheer volume of comments and posts coming from arrogant Americans suggesting that Canada should just ditch more than 157 years of patriotic history and cozy up to the US as the 51st state is astounding.
Canada will be fine, thanks. Go conquer someone else.

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

I laughed.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I am immune from Community Notes!

(Community Notes will correct this shortly 😂)

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

Sobriety hits differently during the holiday season.

No rummed up eggnog. No morning mimosas "because it's Christmas!" No Bailey's in my coffee for the same lame excuse.

Instead, sobriety makes Christmas sparkle. It's like being a little kid again. 10/10 recommend.

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

I found a fascinating book at the thrift store:

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Dylan Thomas, Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night 1952

Familiar Quotes, John Bartlett

[EatinErni @eatinerni]

The first ever thanksgiving pizza 🍕

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Crows are amazing problem solvers and some scientists claim their intelligence is like that of a seven-year-old.

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

🩷😘
Valentine’s Day: Hoax, Scam, or Genuinely Romantic? https://t.co/lfCA7ASVmf

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

I'm taking commissions! 👀
Click the link for more info:
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#writer #writerwanted #hireawriter

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

The Quadragenarian Era is So Weird.
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[The Good Men Project @GoodMenProject]

I’m Raising a Popular Girl and My Inner Nerd is Resisting Hard by @laudavies https://t.co/occ450nMwd

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

@JustinTrudeau ... This is a joke, right?

[The Good Men Project @GoodMenProject]

The Real Reasons So Many Marriages Fail by @laudavies https://t.co/q9ayVQjxW3

[Rashid Mustafa @RashidM02117449]

Don’t Forget to Live Your Life before You Die by @laudavies https://t.co/MQ0QmA8Fb5

[Mark A. McKenney @MarktheSpaman]

How to Drown Out Society’s Useless Noise and Find Your Peace ~ https://t.co/cmyWZ24826 via @GoodMenProject @laudavies #wellness #wellbeing

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

@BlinksTale Why thanks!

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

Getting sober means giving up a life you might not have been ready to give up. 🫶

#sobriety #soberlife #Health #Happiness

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[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

I think I'm going to start entering rooms the way my toddler enters rooms.

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

My child doesn't understand this either.

[Bellona @RomanGoddess72]

She's speaking cold, hard facts. 70s-80s kids weren't allowed in the house during the day. Blizzard? "Go outside and play!"

And, yes, I've been hit with a Jart. 😂

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

Not everything is political. Not everything is an outrage. Change doesn't mean the sky is falling, and it's perfectly okay not to partake in the madness.

Get thee to the mountains or something. Unplug.

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

I can't with this heat as much as I can't with my kids. I need my own adult sized treehouse or something.
https://t.co/Gyl8szRc4B

[Lauren Hall @laudavies]

Manifesting my future over here.
https://t.co/vJ9tQe8BPR