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Everything I need I have, there is nothing that I want.

[lg @laugalimi]

“I shall pass through this world but once, any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again” 🤍

[Brittany Rae @legitbrittFLA]

Social security was never “drying up” they were stealing it.

[Jay R. @MadeInTheUS83]

This is the biggest pile of dog shit of a halftime show I ever saw. It gets worse and worse every year.

[lg @laugalimi]

“I just don’t have good memories of Christina Aguilera” - Dom

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

3-3 game in the final minute?

Let’s check in on the warmups going on in Dallas!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

what my back needs

[lg @laugalimi]

Catching up on the bachelor and Jesus h Christ, I do not want to take the lords name is vain but Sydney is absolutely unbearable and an absolute horrid person, she deserves an oscar #TheBachelor

[bex ☆ @tpwkjdb]

and if justin steps on the stage in this outfit tomorrow then what?

[lg @laugalimi]

Student in hallway
Me: where are you supposed to be?
Student: in art
Me: okay go in we have a fire-drill
Student: but I’m farting

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

[lg @laugalimi]

Naps🫶🫶

[lg @laugalimi]

Ya can’t fix lazy

[lg @laugalimi]

Student: I just want my dad to say, you’re not alone

Me:

[lg @laugalimi]

Student laughing
Me: is it because I eat so much
Student: yes you eat a lot
Me: at least it’s healthy 🥹

[lg @laugalimi]

Fucking rangers

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

The captain gives Volpe a congratulatory hug

[lg @laugalimi]

Student: I love women, especially black women
Student 2: yes and flip-pianos

Me:

[Sarah Sanderson ☪︎ @kellsbean]

If you heard someone rapping Knick if you buck from 14th road ….it was @alyssgalimi

[lg @laugalimi]

Me: I got called for FDNY
Dad: can you walk up a ladder?
Me: I can’t even walk up a flight of stairs

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me waiting for your call to disappear so i can continue watching tiktoks.