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[Vox @Voxyz_ai]

stop telling Claude Code/Codex "the colors look off".
stop telling Claude Code/Codex "the font's ugly".
stop telling Claude Code/Codex "the spacing's weird".

you never gave it a 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝘀𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺, so it ships defaults, and you nitpick every build.

here are 8 prompts and goals you can copy-paste directly.

[STRATO | DeFi Powered by Precious Metals | HardFi @strato_net]

@WatcherGuru The market trying to find a bottom

[Laugh Haven @laughhaven]

@CrashiusClay69 4qyQ6hj5MoL1Hb3t4CcqTTXmUsJM1uTdnnAf2D3avHvp

Thanks ✅️

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Sesame seeds contains 7x more calcium than milk.

They are the strongest builders of bones and teeth.

[Doctor Profit 🇨🇭 @DrProfitCrypto]

I was bullish all the way from 16k to 120k

Sold everything at 120k and shorted

Said 60k is next when BTC was at 120k

At 60k I said 79-85k is coming next

And this ladies, is the local top (80-85k)

The big crash towards 50k and lower soon

[Doctor Profit 🇨🇭 @DrProfitCrypto]

@saylor I warned you at 120,000 to sell your Bitcoin, and all you did was replying with a laughing emoji. Now I’m telling you that the days for BTC above 80k are numbered. You are lucky if we see 85k , and overall the crash will start from this region. Sell or laugh again, you decide

[Doctor Profit 🇨🇭 @DrProfitCrypto]

#Bitcoin – What’s Next?

The Big Sunday Report: All We Need to Know

🚩 TA / LCA / Psychological Breakdown:

These are the last days and if you are lucky the last few weeks above the 80k range, the area of 50k and below is calling and the big crash is a matter of time, the trap is in its final stages and all my predictions regarding this trap proved to be more than accurate, now its time for my final prediction regarding this trap and its the region of 80-85k and why its the local top! The mother of all strategies that helped me with shorting the 120k top in 2025 is something what i repeat right now. I'm doing the same thing I did back in 2025 when I shorted the top at 115-125k. Back then I added shorts every day for 10 days straight while price stayed in that zone. Same plan now, just a different zone which is: 82-85k. As long as Bitcoin is in this area, I'm shorting every day with 10% of my money. So for example, if I have 10k, I short 1k each day between 82-85k. Doesn't matter where exactly the price is in that range, if it's in the zone, I short. For the longs I took at 71k, I'm taking profit every day, 10% of the position at a time, over the next 10 days in the same region between 82-85k. The moment a new short is opened, I take profits from the 71k long, the 60k spot purchase, and the 75k long. I am starting to accumulate shorts at the local top region, looking forward to play out in the coming days/weeks.

The bullish trap I announced in February, which will top out in May-June, is following my timeline with perfect accuracy. Most people forget my words from February, when I said 79-85k is the region Bitcoin is heading to next and that this will most likely happen in May-June. I gave the exact plan on what to do, and I want to thank everyone who has been DMing me about these profitable trades, we are now near the region we have been waiting for! I am convinced that the next days and weeks will become crazy in terms of bullish sentiment. People will start calling for the next round of the bull market, and this has slightly started already. I can see a lot of low IQ content on X, many altcoin calls, and accounts shouting for 100k or more right now. The fear is gone, retail has been piling back in since 76k at a very strong pace, and soon they will realize it was a big mistake. I also saw some accounts that shorted Bitcoin way too early in the 70s region, that was a big mistake too, as it was clear the 8x,000 would come first, and here we are. It feels very close, and only the neutral observer is able to see this.

The crash is very close and we are witnessing the final days of this relief pump which is indeed a fake pump and a beautiful trap, to trap as many retails as possible before the next downside move is coming. Very important days in Premium, we prepare for the coming months again. Important details and entries shared only in the membership. Also Bitcoin short regions and bottom formation buy orders will be shared in the coming weeks once the big downside happens. Join here: https://t.co/Ice9n2tMya

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Neem tree (dogoyaro) treats

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🌿asthma
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🌿itchy
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🌿hepatitis
🌿UTI
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Boil two tablespoons of dried powdered leaves or bark with water and drink twice daily. Nature heals.

#BackToEden

[am.will @LLMJunky]

Used Codex to build an app that turns my camera roll into coloring book pages, and print them for my kids.

It's so much fun.

[Abhimanyu Sharma @0xN1nja]

since everyone was asking what do i run on my homelab, i have documented everything here - https://t.co/ANCPtlkAPT

feel free to give thoughts

[Abhimanyu Sharma @0xN1nja]

started with a raspberry pi, now i run an entire AWS region at home

[Google Gemma @googlegemma]

https://t.co/UT41VsNCQQ

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

🚨 Twilio charges $0.0079 per SMS. Someone just turned any old Android phone into a free SMS gateway. Unlimited messages. $0.

It's called SMS Gateway for Android.

Install it on any Android phone. It becomes a full SMS sending and receiving server with an API.

No Twilio. No MessageBird. No per-message pricing. No contracts. Just an old phone and a SIM card.

Here's what's inside this thing:

→ Send and receive SMS through a REST API from any app or service
→ Works with any Android phone running 5.0 or newer
→ End-to-end encryption. Messages are encrypted before they leave the device.
→ Multi-SIM support. Use multiple SIM cards on one phone.
→ Multi-device support. Connect multiple phones to the same account.
→ Real-time webhooks for incoming messages
→ Multipart messages with auto-splitting for long texts
→ Track delivery status of every message in real time
→ No registration required. No email. No account in local mode.

Here's the wildest part:

That old Android phone in your drawer that you haven't touched in 2 years? Install this app. Insert a SIM card. You now have your own private SMS infrastructure.

Two-factor authentication. Order confirmations. Appointment reminders. Notification alerts. All the things startups pay Twilio thousands a month for.

Free. Running on a phone you already own.

Startups spend $500 to $5,000/month on SMS APIs. This costs the price of a SIM card.

875 GitHub stars. 359 commits. Apache 2.0 License.

100% Open Source.

[Bitcoin at Block @BitcoinatBlock]

Happy Birthday Satoshi Nakamoto.

Bitcoin started with a simple idea: open access to money for anyone.

Tomorrow at 9am ET, we’re dropping our modern take on the Bitcoin Faucet; rewarding real BTC usage, whether buying, spending, or self-custodying.

Earn sats for participating in the network.

[jack @jack]

"In practice, Spectre is the beginning of a company world model: a live picture of what is happening inside Harvey and what needs to happen next." https://t.co/1nn0Ndz59n

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

Wanted 😅
In case you find him:
He’s an F-35 pilot, not a lost shepherd.
We want him alive.

Thanks to FK

[Chaofan Shou @Fried_rice]

Claude code source code has been leaked via a map file in their npm registry!

Code: https://t.co/jBiMoOzt8G

[dave @dave_imagines]

@elonmusk Not bad at F1 too

[Chaos TV @ChaosTV]

Shoplifters caught on camera.

[Will @WillAttract]

Modern women be like: