Alyssa Parsons

ΑΓΔ ❤️💚💛 TXST Biochemsitry ‘19

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

How inappropriate would it be if I brought a blanket with me to my midterm? 🤔

[Miss America @MissAmerica]

Congratulations to Abbie Stockard, our NEW Miss America 2025, Auburn University Senior, nursing student and advocate for Cystic Fibrosis research, making a difference while empowering women to lead.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A state of emergency has been declared by the governor of California as wildfires sweep through exclusive suburbs in LA - with a hillside dotted with celebrity homes on fire

Latest from the wildfires 🇺🇸 ➡️ https://t.co/SpBsQTewAg https://t.co/OuBNWlC8Rq

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

@dominos bruh dominos what’s going on

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

#chevycma got the drinks but a better view would be cool! Last night of CMA and one of my last days in TN before I go home to TX! #CMAFest @CountryMusic

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

@carrieunderwood

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

#chevycma CMA FEST view 22

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

Anyone got any Girl Scout connections?

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

HOT DAMN

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

🚨 SPOILER ALERT! 🚨
33 years ago, in a precinct close, close by...
#Brooklyn99

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

@nbcbrooklyn99 HOT DAMN

[CNN @CNN]

In her first House floor speech, Rep. Ocasio-Cortez says that the partial government shutdown is an "erosion of American democracy." https://t.co/HNqTaR3Xmr

[Veronica Allen, PhD 🦋 @Ver0ism]

Fun new email this evening at 8pm to follow yesterdays late email confirms:
-I am now on leave until the shut down ends.
-That leave is unpaid (like we told you in the terms of your employment, duh!).
-We are not allowed to seek other scientific employment (see above aside)

[jess @coveysfruitcake]

brooklyn nine nine is back in one weeeeeeek. brooklyn nine nine is back in a week. brooklyn nine nine is back in a week. b-bbrooklyn nine nine, b-brooklyn nine nine is back in a week 😜🎉

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

Thank god this didn’t get cancelled. Honestly don’t know what I would have done with my self. Specially with that cliffhanger at the end of season 5.

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

Not to be dramatic, but this is going to be the best 95 seconds OF. YOUR. LIFE.

#Brooklyn99 makes the leap to @NBC Thursday, January 10.

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

Just finished Brooklynn 99 and I’m how dare y’all do that to me. Is Holt the commissioner?? #99 #Brooklyn99

[callie 🌕💫 @petalquartzdove]

I'm shopping online for black friday for the first time and... jesus christ, I feel like I'm enduring the rush for items on a digital scale. The walmart cart portion of the website has crashed. If the shit I'm trying to buy sells out i s2g

[Alyssa Parsons @laughingaly]

People are dumb- closed mouths do not get fed.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

We just want to say thank you to everyone who made this possible. Everyone who made us feel hopeful, everyone who inspired us. Everyone who became the most amazing campaign we could have ever hoped to belong to. Grateful that we got to do this with you. We love you. Goodnight!

[Texas State University @txst]

One taught me love,
One taught me patience,
One taught me pain.

#txst
#ThankYouNext