Laugh Kitten

I rt jokes & eat house plants. Please neuter @laugh_puppy & read my pinned tweet

[Laugh Kitten @laughkitten]

Comment "Meow" for a Retweet, but only if you're an aristoCAT.

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

I'm so tired of people telling me "you don't look autistic". You can't tell if someone is autistic by their looks. Uh doy! The only way to know if someone is autistic is to smash with us. It could take a few times.

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Don't worry, you can see more than 600 tweets per day by going to instagram or reddit or Elon's Mom's House.

[Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis]

what if, and hear me out, journalists are not historians

[jamie @gnuman1979]

David, the Florida edition.

[Laugh Kitten @laughkitten]

Cats truly are smarter than humans

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starting April 15th, only verified accounts will be eligible to be in For You recommendations.

The is the only realistic way to address advanced AI bot swarms taking over. It is otherwise a hopeless losing battle.

Voting in polls will require verification for same reason.

[Mrs humphrey Bogart @Cocolasvegass]

Made cookies take one please

[Katy Stoll @katystoll]

ok floors I'm just not mopping for the rest of winter how about that

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

When someone criticizes my actions I just hallucinate the Beastie Boys song "Hey, F*ck You"

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Want to know your spirit animal?!
Comment the worst thing you've ever imagined and I'll tell you your spirit animal. Knowing this will totally change your life, bring you good luck, the love of your life will finally notice you, and you'll live forever!

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Dating has been weird

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

Congrats on becoming a millionaire! Here is your 3 bedroom 2 bath home in the suburbs.

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

A stitch with @therecount

[Netflix @netflix]

Netflix's First Live Global Event
Chris Rock: Selective Outrage
March 4, 10pm ET/7pm PT

[Laugh Kitten @laughkitten]

@Esqueer_ Smurf is a slur

[mark normand @marknorm]

We should be using ‘abominable’ on more than just snowmen

[i like food @messedupfoods]

ur date orders this what do u do

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

It's wouldn't surprise me if Trump and Putin hold a joint press conference in Moscow announcing their opposition to Zelensky addressing Congress.

[Laugh Kitten @laughkitten]

Is she single? I mean the cat