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IG models always posting old vacation pics talking about "take me back 😩"
He can't. He passed away at the age of 71.
You on your own now

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If she’s posting 4 different high-end menus on her story in a single week, focus on yourself king (literally)

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Overheard LL:

“I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member”

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Just because she viewed your story of the Monaco F1 track / du Cap pathway, does not mean she’s interested

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Overheard LL:

“Are you really that poor that you need to sublease your apartment for just 13 days”

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Overheard LL:

“We don’t really talk much now that we both have our own memberships”

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Please do not bother your therapist in case you were not able to attend the VIP Preview at Frieze Masters

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If he says "I don't really like high maintenance girls" it basically means he can't afford their lifestyle

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Why do restaurants in Mayfair add £20 to a dish for adding a drop of truffle oil?

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"Is Boris still the Mayor of London?"
- Overheard from an American finance bro in Harrods

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Annual reminder

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@TheAristocrass come back on instagram

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Overhead LL: “I saw a good looking guy today but then found out he’s not a part of society so didn’t bother speaking to him”

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Working at Big Four / getting upgraded to premium economy / getting a Soho House membership does not mean you’ve “broken out of the matrix”

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If he posts standing in front of the Nobu logo… unfollow him

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Just because she viewed your story of skiing in Gstaad / St. Moritz does not mean she’s interested

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If the only artsy thing she’s posted is the Faena Mammoth and nothing from the actual Basel exhibition… she’s the one my guy

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Wealthy socialite girls believe in astrology till their astrologer tells them they won’t find an even wealthier husband

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You don't know the true meaning of walking on eggshells until you've spent time with a stay-at-home-daughter a day after she's flown commercial