jordan (she/her)

i’m butter pecan puerto rican baby 🍨

[jordan (she/her) @laughlinatyou]

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[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

soo hungry need to find my wife and an uncrustable

[Seattle ON Tap @SeattleONTap]

THE SEAHAWKS DROPPED THE BYRON MURPHY DRAFT CALL

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Murph is headed to Seattle! 🤘

@ByronMurphyII x @Seahawks

[Bob Condotta @bcondotta]

Byron Murphy said he grew up a Seahawks fan after watching them win the Super Bowl in 2013: "Growing up that was my favorite team. To be drafted by Seattle, man, is crazy.''

[pop @imightbepop]

oh yeah the draft fit lets me know he on str8 bs

[jordan (she/her) @laughlinatyou]

@SkipperChristii heavy is the head who wears the crown 👑🥺

[jordan (she/her) @laughlinatyou]

@SkipperChristii i’m sick but also i love this and yall sm

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

HORNS WIN 🤘

[Ⓣ︎Ⓐ︎Ⓡ︎Ⓐ︎ @hawk_lovr]

This must be shared every year around Thanksgiving...I don't make the rules.

[jordan (she/her) @laughlinatyou]

honestly when someone in public compliments my tattoos it makes my day

[jordan (she/her) @laughlinatyou]

“can i get a glass of riesling?”
“sure, are you at least 21? sorry you look kinda young”
fair

[Michael Jones @100PercentMikey]

12 years was a pretty good run. Rest now, sweet Prince. 💚🖤

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

Part of Texas footballs new light show during thunderstruck
If this can’t beat Wyoming nothing can

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

Back at DKR

[jordan (she/her) @laughlinatyou]

@BengalYouTube omg same

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

Bijan Robibson with one of the nastiest first career Touchdowns you can possibly have

[Bengal @BengalYouTube]

If Texas wins I’m hoping to be intolerable tonight and for a while
However if they lose I request that everyone be nice to me