Lester Fernandes

Trying to joke and be active here.
Don't take me or my tweets seriously.

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Every tweet here is a lie.

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Controversial opinion: The dune movies suck?

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Am I shadow banned?

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@KrishaAsiagh Cocaine

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@YourAnonOne Why is Zelensky talking to Big Black Cocks?

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@PranavDate Nice try Diddy

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@cryptofergani Interested

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@MayMayspeaks I'll put the candle in my bum

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@GTASixInfo OMG Charlie

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@theamelia__ Lund pe Chad bsdk

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@thebigcod Add some siracha for flavor

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@Sam0kayy The fucking winter

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@PArumugas Happy birthday sir

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@NoContextHumans Paying for water

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@JJ_McCullough Dude but I think Barney's commitment issues were a huge problem for him in the How I met your mother tv show. He deserved to become the head of McDonald's at some point or there was no justice. It's like the bookoagita akbarbible says " thou shall become PM only by Barney!

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@Anthony__Koch Yeah but did you know there's a dog disease around which is killing racoons right now? Can we kill this disease first please?
Stop being such a germaphobe dude!

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@DanielRPK Chaar Phool Panch Rupiya

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@adamzivo Bro it's honestly cause everyone has gas right now. One of the side effects of gas are that you can think clearly. Gas is a huge issue among the citizens of Canada, Russia, the people who stay in the Arctic, Beijing etc.They have to bend over so they can release gas appropriately

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@DemosKratosCA Dude why can't I make fried rice with freshly cooked rice? Why does it always have to be rice that's aged for a day after cooking? That's cultural appropriation!

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@AmazingZoltan @kushal_mehra Guys did you know that the largest shareholder of Tim Hortons is a Brazilian company? Why is there no tomato sausage rice in Tim Hortons? You're running Brazilian culture! I also want a banana there which I will eat with a fork and knife.

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@AmazingZoltan I like the commitment. Can we snort Tylenol together?