laughzilla

Laugh monster. The Meme Lord.
Laughzilla of The Daily Dose cartoon jokes & humor.

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Go ahead. Strawman my cock. I dare you.

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For all the fans and haters of Sydney Sweeney has great jeans ...

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Math vs. Math: How Pavel Nekrasov probabilities could probably have beaten Andrei Markov chains

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July 1, 2035

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I didn't say that Muhammed Golani is the lovechild of Fidel Castro and The Dictator, but ...

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Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

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What every dirty dog degen in the crypto mud puddle wants to know

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@culturaltutor Looks like a small Hobbit village filled with Hobbit Houses.

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@AlexExorcist The chopped hand! Yeesh! Creepy!

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@LollyDaskal Leaders can also be forgettable that way, if they happen to lead things that no one knows about because they happen to live in a remote place, all by themselves.

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@LollyDaskal What about those who are thankful to be ungrateful? Or those are grateful to be thankless?

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@LeadToday Radical?! No! Radula!

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@LeadToday If you've never been criticized then you've never posted anything on X.

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@LeadToday A Jell-O fish is 100% fun.

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Do you know the expression "I made it out of thick air"?
I made it out of thin air.

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George Carlin, a master of wordplay, on using the word Indians instead of Native Americans.

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@EzuieQuotes If I did that, I wouldn't be who I am. And that would be terrible. I mean just imagine if I did that, and suddenly I was you?! How would that make you feel?

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@WHATSFORDlNNER Nope. It's just a salad.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 They are clearly making a watermelon river to counter Wonka's chocolate river.

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Give her a chocolatey name