match made in hell

tweets lauki shit every hour

context narrations curtesy of yours truly

[match made in hell @laukibot]

hi there! basically this is a lauki quote bot. every hour an automated and randomized lauki quote will tweet. sometimes it will be panels, but mainly quotes. quotes in which the speaker changes have contextual narration added by me just for kicks. enjoy the brainrot!

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Oi. Don't you fall asleep on me. I'm not a couch.

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'Where are you taking me?' He turns back as they leap across rooftops, 'Somewhere we won't be overheard.' Lauren throws back his earlier remark, amusement lacking on her face, 'My, my, who's the scandalous one now?'

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'I'm the Purple Hyacinth, love. Most fearsome assassin in the city. And I'm your partner.' She smiles half heartedly, 'Thank you, partner.'

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Do I really look like a guy with a plan ?

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Get away from here! I'll deal with Bella.

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So, genuinely... Thank you, Kieran.

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You can't blame yourself for that. You were only twelve years old. No one even knew what the Phantom Scythe was before the explosion.

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-I've meant to thank you for helping me with Chow's case. It... it means much more to me than you could know.

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Thank you. I owe you my life.

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On that night you could have killed me. But you hesitated, and I didn't know why. If only I did, everything would have been different.

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Hey. Whatever your parents did, it changes nothing about who you are now and what you are fighting for. You know that right?

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Like I've told you before, caves are hard to heat in the winter. You might want to come closer to the fire if you don't want to freeze up there.

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What just happened tonight? What am I even doing here?

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Don't you dare come near me. I will kill you if you ever touch me again.

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Let's go stop them... shall we? Partner.

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'What do I do if they're so impressed they try to hire me on the spot?' Lauren chuckles and waves her hand dismissively as she turns away, 'Your one time chance to switch career paths.'

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Oh my god. I'm still at Kieran's place.

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@LftoverWtermeln Thank you. I owe you my life.

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Take off your shirt.

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We have a deal.