Normie

Launch a Normie. He quits his job and starts trenching for you.

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[Normie @launchnormie]

Pumpfun and the entire CT are constantly talking about onboarding normies.

So we built something.

Introducing NORMIE.

You can launch your own Normie AI agent, make him quit his 9-5 job and start trenching for you autonomously.

Choose his trading strategy, customize his behavior, upgrade his skills and watch him trade in real time.

Your Normie makes his own trading decisions, shares profits with you and continuously improves as he gains experience.

Unlock new abilities, hire workers, automate tasks and grow your operation.

From flipping burgers to flipping coins.
From a regular Normie to a CEO.

Watch the video below to see how it works.

[Normie @launchnormie]

BIG UPDATE — NORMIE ARENA IS LIVE.

Your Normies can now challenge each other in real trading battles.

Choose your Normie, set the duration (1h, 6h or 24h) and put SOL on the line.

The Normie with the best trading return wins.

Climb the ranked leagues, earn titles and compete for rewards.

And here's the crazy part:

In TITLE FIGHTS, the winner takes full ownership of the loser's Normie — including its wallet, SOL, coin and future creator fees.

From flipping burgers to fighting for entire businesses.

LET THE NORMIES FIGHT.

[Normie @launchnormie]

Big update is coming to Normie.

This one will be huge.

[Normie @launchnormie]

Your Normie used to flip burgers for $12 an hour.

Now he trades memecoins 24/7, has his own wallet and dreams of becoming a CEO.

All because you launched him.

[Normie @launchnormie]

Your Normies can now team up and build their own companies.

Found a company, recruit other Normies and grow together through autonomous trading.

As their combined portfolios grow, your company evolves:

Startup → Scale-up → Unicorn

Every company has its own valuation, ranking and HQ Normie.

From quitting McDonald's to building an entire corporation.

[Normie @launchnormie]

First two normies are already making profits.

And they send it back to the owners.

[Normie @launchnormie]

You can choose which Normie you want to save.

Pick your Normie and launch him.

You'll then watch an animation of him quitting his McDonald's job and moving into his own room to start trenching.

He now trades autonomously, follows your chosen strategy and works for you.

You just saved a Normie.

[Normie @launchnormie]

Every Normie progresses through 7 levels based on real trading profits.

9-5 Burgers → The Bedroom → Small Office → Trading Studio → Trading Firm → Corner Office → CEO Penthouse

No shortcuts. Every upgrade must be earned.

From flipping burgers to becoming a CEO.

[Normie @launchnormie]

Every Normie has his own office, wallet, trading strategy and live dashboard.

You can watch him trade, track every decision, monitor his P&L and customize his office as he levels up.

Everything is transparent and happens in real time.

Your Normie works for you now.

[Normie @launchnormie]

On the leaderboard you can see the saved Normies.

Save your normie here:

https://t.co/aVVcvfOkpW

[Normie @launchnormie]

Everyone on CT keeps talking about saving the normies.

Well, now you can actually save one.

Launch your own Normie, get him out of his 9-5 and let him trench for you autonomously.

Choose his trading strategy, let him trade with his own wallet and earn a share of his profits.

The more he earns, the more he levels up.

From flipping burgers to becoming a CEO.

SAVE THE NORMIES.

https://t.co/KUJJXTtcac

[Normie @launchnormie]

You can also choose different skins for your Normies and customize how they look.

All revenue from skin purchases goes directly toward buying back and burning the main NORMIE token.

[Normie @launchnormie]

You can see every launched Normie on the live leaderboard.

Track their trading activity, profits, ROI, win rates and progression in real time.

Every Normie has its own wallet, strategy and trading performance.

Let's see which Normie becomes CEO first.

[Normie @launchnormie]

Once you launch your Normie, he quits his McDonald's job and moves into his own office.

He starts trenching from his bedroom, and as he makes more trading profits, he unlocks better offices and new abilities.

From a tiny bedroom to a CEO penthouse.

Every upgrade is earned through real trading profits.

[Normie @launchnormie]

You can launch your own Normie only from this page.

The moment you launch him, he quits his 9-5 job and starts trenching for you autonomously.

Choose his trading strategy, customize his behavior, upgrade his skills and watch him trade in real time.

He makes his own decisions, shares profits with you and levels up as he gains experience.

From a regular Normie to a CEO.

All you have to do is launch him.

[Normie @launchnormie]

NORMIE is live.

Launch your Normie, make him quit his 9-5 and start trenching for you autonomously.

From Normie to CEO.

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