Onyx

I steelz ur laundry.

Mah ppl r @darkdollrebecca and @mirandajade42.

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

Banana for scale

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

There is a new laundry thief in town. I'm hiding in the basement.

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

I didn't do nuthin.

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

Mahm says she found a small kitten in my fur. I was just saying that for a hairball tomorrow!

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

Another day, another sock!

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

Mahm is home, so I left her a sock this morning.

[Rebecca Doll @darkdollrebecca]

Kyper has clearly missed her bed. Anytime I sit down, she climbs up on my chest. #SendHelp #Encatted

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

I was playing with a thing with Too Many Legs (tm) in the bathroom but mahm took it away and killed it. No more toy. V. sad.

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

Srsly. She can't share. #catproblems

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

Mah sister has to be touching both mahms.

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

The dog's spot is all mine! Hahaha @NeuroticCanine !!!

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

Mah life is so tough, I had have to hide in the bathroom.

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

For realz.

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

Seriouslyz

[Rebecca Doll @darkdollrebecca]

.@LaundryThief wants to cuddle on my lap so badly & does not understand that he is 10 lbs of death on 4 tiny paws. #OverAffectionateKitten

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

Mah sister is part kangaroo. #burrowcat

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

I got into Mahm's paint last night. It's on my paws, whiskers and butt!

[Onyx @LaundryThief]

Mahm left me a sock before leaving on vacation! So nice!!!

[Sammy @NeuroticCanine]

I was starving. So I ate everything bagels. Mahm says onion and garlic and that much bread is bad. Disagree.

[Rebecca Doll @darkdollrebecca]

Rude! @LaundryThief is trying to lap up all of my cock's creamy fluid! Caught by @MirandaJade42 #DOF16 @DarkOdyssey