Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘

never do anything you’re too embarrassed to tell the paramedics

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

I’m gonna make a therapist very wealthy one day.

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

lowkey, I’m not good with hugs

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

*Farr

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

I have the same level of resentment for Dianne Fart as I do Dolores Umbridge.

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

As a leader, you’re either the number one reason your people stay, or you’re the number one reason they leave.

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

‘I don’t have RBF, I’m just a B— that needs some rest.’

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

I thought nurses had tea… y’all ever been in a teacher’s lounge? 👀 them teas burn your mouth 🤣

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

@souimaniphanh Lol naw just MUTA 6

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

The way I just don’t care anymore is dangerous 😂

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

Yo being a leader (or just in charge) is so not fetch.

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

If you don’t know which door to open, always account for variable change

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

slowly learning that healing must be intentional

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

Out here taking constructive criticism from someone who can’t construct a thing. F outta hea

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

PSA⚠️ if you move to Hawai’i, you’re local. You can’t become Hawaiian.

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

i hate it here

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

I’m on the wrong side of Heaven
And the righteous side of Hell

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

There comes a point when you no longer care if there’s a light at the end of the tunnel or not. You’re just sick of the tunnel.

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

I don’t care if it’s not the same universe, Michael Morbius IS Batman.

[Fa'amaepaepa Laupola🐘 @laupolarmy]

I’ll tell you what. Ain’t nobody gonna get a wow customer experience tomorrow