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working too hard can give you a heart attack

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hope my brain sees this and stops screaming at me

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my brain wont stop screaming at me

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don't talk to me aint nothing goin on in this tiny brain

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@idiotequism excuse me the rice was my crimbo present

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in costa today a women spilt coffee on her child. i laughed and she was not happy with me

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tummy not so sure about the goat

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curly peanut classics are the goat

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@suh_liv i was thinking the same thing the other day they've seen some shit!

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No money back guarantee

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After intensive testing i can categorically tell you that holding your breath stops hiccups

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Eat my shorts

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Michael Mcdonald should get an oscar he deserves one

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Whats happening?

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green army

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I'm either too stoned or a genius

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thirsty xx x

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The wicked Phillip is dead!!

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Nobody likes you when your 23

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@KlLLINGMOON Stop lying to yourself Mia

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Right ima say it you lot just weren't ready for enter shikari there I said it.