Lauren

Why so brave a man in thought should be so timid in life~dogs~~brunch~

[Lauren @laur__wall]

What it’s like to live in Carroll County:

[sameen @ssameenraza]

calm down unsaved number

[Shreya @Shreya_eti]

Men who treat women badly get bald early.

[Natalie @jbfan911]

I don’t care if I have micro plastics in my body. You know what else is in there? Love. Joy. Kindness. They will take care of the micro plastics

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

oh you’re not automatically in a better mood because it’s snowing? you have lost your childlike sense of joy and wonder at a world blanketed in sparkling snow? that sucks man

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

That's how it's done

[Brandon Wall @Walldo]

Twitter is cool because you can log off to go pick someone up from the airport and have dinner, and when you come back your entire timeline is nothing but people worshipping an anthropomorphic poptart that was paraded around then ritualistically sacrificed at an altar

[Lauren @laur__wall]

If given the choice, I would happily die via Panera charged lemonade

[Lauren @laur__wall]

@ChrisGethard @BeautAnon Was washing my face by the way hahah

[Lauren @laur__wall]

@nazzobetweeting Me & my ADHD when I probably started my search looking at wall art on Etsy

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

“he doesn’t look good in pictures” like bitch just show me your ugly boyfriend

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

what’s the move for gypsy rose blanchards release date (12/28) ? i need to get hammered it’s a non negotiable

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

he said i’m for the streets, yea this one

[trash jones @jzux]

“my boyfriend is such a golden retriever” ok well your golden retriever is cheating on you

[Lauren @laur__wall]

You ever start to say some borderline delusion shit & your therapist starts typing… I’m like ok girl I get it… but really tho I swear everyone IS obsessed with me!!! ✨✨✨

[🤔 @antikirsten]

men with “founder” as their profession 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩pack it up thomas jefferson

[Lauren @laur__wall]

@BangBang_PaPOW I’ll drive the getaway car 👀

[clare @sadderlizards]

join us for the ritual

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

the A in her name stands for A bitch you don’t wanna lose

[sarah @heavenbrat]

calculating hair wash days to accommodate with my outings