oh you’re not automatically in a better mood because it’s snowing? you have lost your childlike sense of joy and wonder at a world blanketed in sparkling snow? that sucks man
Twitter is cool because you can log off to go pick someone up from the airport and have dinner, and when you come back your entire timeline is nothing but people worshipping an anthropomorphic poptart that was paraded around then ritualistically sacrificed at an altar
You ever start to say some borderline delusion shit & your therapist starts typing… I’m like ok girl I get it… but really tho I swear everyone IS obsessed with me!!! ✨✨✨