lauren bender

things i like: dresses, hot dogs, nail polish, music, wine, florals, tiny things, indiana, @tkbender & being happy.

[bigChobani @bigchobani]

Otis could become the mayor of any Midwest town in a landslide election

[riley sciarappa @EndOfDaysWoman]

did EVERYONE have an English teacher that changed their life?

[katie morrissey @PonyBolognaCity]

What kind of cheese do you pair with a rare bottle of ‘08 Lysol?

[Grace Church @GraceChurchIN]

Chuck is an amazing man, if you haven’t had a chance to see this, check it out!

[lauren bender @laur_bend]

as frustrating as everything is right now, this is the attitude i want to maintain. great take from @GreggDoyelStar

https://t.co/JR8MwYZgSp via @indystar

[RELEVANT @RELEVANT]

The 'Parks and Rec' cast is reuniting a brand new episode that will find Leslie Knope keeping tabs on her friends while social distancing. https://t.co/XU1NAivq5Q

[lauren bender @laur_bend]

St. Elmo!

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

OK...20 winners, randomly chosen, and each winner receives $500 in gift certificates from the Indiana RESTAURANT of choice. Only requirement is to follow me, retweet this AND add-on the name of your restaurant of choice. Deadline tomorrow at noon ET. Alyssa's hatpick!

[Annie F. Downs @anniefdowns]

“Every day is another week.”
@jimmyfallon preaching a word right now. 😂😂😂

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Hear ye hear ye, all ye homeschoolers!
The #EduHam curriculum is free, online, and here for you now:
#HamAtHome

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Not gonna lie, all this love y’all are showing has inspired us. We wish we could give you a hug, but instead…how about a nug? This Friday, we’ll be giving out free 4pc spicy and crispy nugs at every Wendy’s drive-thru.

No purchase necessary, not a single string attached.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Parents, you deserve a break – Michelle’s got storytime handled every Monday. She’s one of the best, I promise. (And I confess it makes me a little nostalgic.)

[matt @dogfather]

couldn’t stop thinking about these penguins enjoying the Melbourne skyline together so i found the original photographer and apparently they’re BOTH WIDOWED i can’t handle it

[Jonathan Merritt @JonathanMerritt]

I remain stubbornly committed to this notion: God will always be better than our ideas of God.

[lauren bender @laur_bend]

@AllisonLCarter @adamwren Same 🤍

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

OK...100 random hat pick winners, $100 + Colts cap. Rules: MUST never have won any of my contests, MUST retweet this tweet, and MUST follow me. Deadline Tuesday, 3pm ET #INthistogether #KeepTheFaith #Colts

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

Langar is the Sikh tradition of providing free meals to all visitors, regardless of religion or any other factor.

Their food is also seriously good, so get food if you need it, order food if you can:

[lauren bender @laur_bend]

@AllisonLCarter Is our peak still supposed to hit this week?

[Julia Moffitt @JuliaMoffitt13]

If you are the type of person who wears a mask to protect yourself, but then throws it in the parking lot for the employees to pick up. Please know, YOU ARE THE WORST. #COVID19 #EssentialWorkers #thankyou

[emma @egroom21]

this has to be the goodest good boy I’ve ever laid my eyes on