Lauren Emmi

keep them squares up out your circle

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

@AskAmex Travel ID: 4257-2055. Pls don’t put me in contact with someone unless they can adjudicate a Lowest Rates Guaranteed claim. Wasted too much time on phone this week just to receive passive aggressive emails from service excellence hours later.

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

@AskAmex spent 6hrs on phone this week just to talk to agents who cant resolve my claim or put me on phone with someone who can. Promised call back, never received from Service Excellence. Now they wont respond 2 my emails. Who do I tweet to get on phone with a supervisor?!

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

@RoshiPelaseyed @AskAmex @SpiritAirlines Good luck! Been promised a call back twice now, haven’t received in 10 days. Every time I call, get told I can’t speak to the one department I need to for Lowest rates guaranteed claims. Worst customer service ever. And I’m a platinum member.

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

@AskAmex I need to speak to you abt a Lowest Rates Guaranteed claim. Price diff is $858 & CS said Id be approved. Now- denied 3x for trivial reasons that arent disqualifiers on website. Cant get a call back for 10 days. I’m a Platinum member & abt to cancel my trip AND my card.

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

@airfrance it’s been 2 months and I’m still waiting on my reimbursement, or even just a response to my emails, on my claim for lost baggage. I understand we are in a pandemic but you seem to be using Twitter so maybe this will get your attention. #AirFranceKLM #CustomerExperience

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

If you work at @Starbucks most of your training should be trying EVERY sandwich on the menu. What am I supposed to do when I ask how the steak egg tomatillo wrap is and you tell me you haven’t tried it? This happens w every sandwich I ask about at different locations mind you.

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Apparently today is my 7 year twitter anniversary. Pretty ironic this is also my first tweet in 3 ish years

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

@MJWhite1019 i found your secret twitter account. Did you really think you could get away with this?! 2nd question: who are all of these people you’d rather be following than the light of your life/muse (aka ME)

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

@MantraArtisan for when you're thirsty and need a beer you will never forget.

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Allison Williams Understands Why No One Wants To Be The Marnie: http://t.co/ia46851pPJ cc: @girlsHBO @lenadunham

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

he was like the brad pitt of the insurgency

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

these kiwis in afghanistan...i just can't get enough of em

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

Infamous Inna and I on Old Hickory Lake @ Old Hickory Lake http://t.co/ovpT4NF9Dh

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

On a boat drinking vodka with two strange 55 yr old men and the infamous Inna. Not sure how I should feel about this.

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

Boyfriend's mom telling me to "shut za fack ahp" when i politely interrupt her. #russian #red #crazybitches

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

Boyfriends mom is insisting that I put on make-up when I go out w her tonight bc she "wants me to look beautiful." Self-esteem is now shot.

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

The # of mid-size mediocre eastern US cities I've been to in the last 4 months: 12. Yes, you may call me a world-class east coast traveler.

[Lauren Emmi @laur_emm]

Beachcruisers. deebee422 http://t.co/gs7mw1rYLS