Lauren Devall

It's all happening.

[Lauren Devall @laur_lamb]

@snooki Parenthood!

[Nerdy Pursuit 🐉 @nerdypursuit]

Pete Buttigieg - Fox News might not let you back after you destroyed their set like that 😂

#Debates2020

[relatable @byreIatable]

My best talent is getting any amount of sleep and still waking up too tired to do anything

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

I don't want to hear about Third Party votes or protest votes or purity votes or abstaining. Not now.

This is an all-hands-on-deck national emergency, unrivaled in our history.

If you don't understand that you're not paying attention.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it is never too late. to go back to bed

[PopX @PopX]

Watching Dan Levy watch his dad win an Emmy is a gift

[Nora Dominick @noradominick]

"What is your favorite season?" "Awards." ❤️ #Emmys #SchittsCreek

[Lauren Devall @laur_lamb]

Really feeling this again this week.

[Law⚡️ @LawJSharma]

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask

[Lauren Devall @laur_lamb]

#️⃣1️⃣

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Pick your coffee nook. ☕️💚

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

I mean what the fuck else is gonna happen in 2020? https://t.co/0gVfaiDcKl

[Lauren Devall @laur_lamb]

1. Cane
2. Canius Maxiumus, Jefferson, Cane Jeff, Sanchez, Canimus, stinklestein, canamatain, fur monster

1. Cope
2. Copeapotamus, cope-a-la-chope, stinklestein jr., copious, cope-cope, copealah, shitheed

[Nadia Bolz-Weber @Sarcasticluther]

Question of the day: 1. what is you pet’s name? but, 2. what do you actually call them?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Our planet cannot afford four more years of Donald Trump.

[Ryan @BanUnsweetTea]

Millennials living through their 2nd “once in a generation” economic collapse https://t.co/CSkTiwz0tB

[Kenneth 💻 Mansfield (he/him) @slackerdrummer]

They say IMITATION is the sincerest form of flattery. First the White House moved their briefings to 5 p.m. and now it seems they're social distancing on stage and stealing @GovAndyBeshear's actual words. Next they'll be asking me or James to put stuff on those TVs. #TeamKentucky

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Logarithm graphs coming soon

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

I remember I used to be pretty good at being bored. But I just jumped from high school to the pros and I was not ready to be bored at this level. I’m in way over my head

[Geoff Yang @geoff_yang]

Ummm. This is @geoff_yang and I am NOT running for President.

[Brendan Kelly: Juggalo @badsandwich]

If you’re not freaking the fuck out about jeopardy GOAT then I have nothing more to say to you. Period.