oh my goddddddd buck tried to eat a baby bunny but austin saved him & I got to hold him & feel like snow white and im just actually deceased from the cuteness
>has a thing for ginger men
>goes out with her best friends opp
>makes the mature decision
>feeling ridiculously lonely while third wheeling said best friend
😅
I am so mOTHERFUCKING grateful that my friends are my friends. I am actually so fucking unbearably grateful for the people that choose to spend time with me.
the guy I have a crush on definitely has a crush on me and I spend a lot of time just going “AHHHHHHH” in my head about it. Imma fuck this up lolololllllllll
all of my regulars are dumb drunk idiots. but they’re my dumb drunk idiots. and they’re all very pure and sweet and hilarious. and I love (to hate) them all.
omg I finally went to go get laid last night, and who do I run into at the gas station this morning?
my gd brother… who is running an hour late for work. whyyyy does the universe
big s/o to me for only dating men who can’t even admit to cheating on me after getting actively busted doing it.
the gaslighting is truly next fucking level.