Lauren Rice

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

If you ever feel embarrassed about something, remember that one time I said "don't test me" out loud to a goose and a campus tour heard me

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

Life in quarantine, as told by texts from @HIimjstin

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

Hello and welcome to my TED talk on how girls in their 20’s that buy Disney apparel should not be trusted

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

hey @NatureValley just a couple of quick things here: 1) opened a sealed granola bar and found this 2) this is an alarming way to bite a granola bar so I’m concerned for the well-being of the staff memeber who did this

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

A guy wearing Patagonia just vaped directly onto the muffin I was eating I hate Western

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

Girls who filmed themselves singing ‘The Cup Song’ are the exact same girls whose dream date is paint night

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

Just remembered that in highschool I used to see how many Lil’ Wayne lyrics I could slip into essays without my teacher noticing.. how did I even graduate

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

Can’t wait to see sorority girls insta “Merry Christmas, you filthy animal” 100 times from now until the 25th

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

If the word 'artisanal' is involved, I'm already not interested

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

I've had Who's Lovin' You by Jackson 5 in my head for about 2 years, so just wondering when it's appropriate for me to call 911 about it

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

I'm usually tolerant of other people's taste in music but tbh if you like the song 'somebody that I used to know' ur just objectively wrong

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

I bet if you go to hell the devil just makes you listen to a bunch of white girls at a pre trying to sing along to despacito for eternity

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

Good morning to everyone except people who think avocado toast tastes good

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

@keentlan I'm dying these are my exact thoughts

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

Accidentally burped with my mouth wide open in class so if someone could write "death by embarrassment" on my tombstone, that'd be great

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

@keentlan hahah keeks you're my biggest fan!!

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

On the bright side, the end of reading week also means the end of bikini pics with the super creative location tag "D. B. Weldon library"

[Stephen Rogers @stephenrogers64]

#BellLetsTalk about the fact that for the rest of our lives we have to fight to not only end the stigma, but for policies that bring change.

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

Writing an assignment and realizing all I'm going to get from my undergrad is a Bacheleors degree in pulling shit out of my ass

[Lauren Rice @laur_rice]

Strong evidence that my 2017 resolution needs to be to eat healthier