laur

chicago. she/her

[march maddyness 💥 @phxsunz25]

lesbian nation you already know who we’re rocking with today!!!! 😤

[laur @laur_spen]

I don’t get mail I get femail.

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

IN: love with my wife

OUT: on a date with my beautiful wife

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[laur @laur_spen]

My gf is about to turn 26 and all of a sudden is talking to me about protein.

[JD Hawley @HawleyJosh]

hello friend! Have you heard about moo dang!

[Jamie™ @jamieistweeting]

my thoughts on abolishing the electoral college are as follows:

pros
- it’s undemocratic
- disenfranchises millions
- i hate doing math
- just get rid of it, it sucks so bad

cons
- I’m from pennsylvania + I love attention :/

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I am overjoyed. I have been a longtime supporter of Tim Walz ever since I learned about him like last week

[Subsistence Content Farmer @prncessdianavar]

“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue

[🇺🇸REMILIO BABY🇺🇸 USA PATRIOT TRUMP 2024🇺🇸🦅 @RemilioBaby]

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that’s because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

oh god. Biden just confused Friends with Benefits (2011) with No Strings Attached (2011)

[birdget @wormtownusa]

oh yeah :)

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

What's your favorite video game of all time? Mine... @AnimalCrossing: New Horizons! #NationalVideoGameDay

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

trump has the clear advantage here by having the kind of dementia that makes you loud and aggressive rather than the biden style of dementia where it feels like you’re slowly crossfading back to your baby years

[laur @laur_spen]

Baaaad time to have a gf that mispronounces “espresso”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“Espresso” by Sabrina Carpenter holds at #1 on the global Spotify chart with 8.468 million streams.

It has now spent a full week at #1.

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

moon