Laura

go piss girl 🤟🏻💅🏻 RN solely to pay for concerts

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Laura @laura000ps]

🤠

[Laura @laura000ps]

Yes I view women in metal as my maternal figures AND WHAT

[Laura @laura000ps]

It be your own ppl

[Laura @laura000ps]

Hearing Courtney Laplante sing “this pussy depressed” isn’t something I knew I needed until it happened

[Laura @laura000ps]

The Rory Culkin edits are back on my fyp again thank god

[Laura @laura000ps]

So in other news I am ready to die and will not be taking questions on the matter! Thank you

[Laura @laura000ps]

Pancho’s buffet always had it right with raising the table flag for service. Truly no better dining experience.

[Laura @laura000ps]

Life. It never die. Women are my favorite guy

[Laura @laura000ps]

Sorry I’m late couldn’t figure out the right shower hype playlist to put on

[Laura @laura000ps]

God they just don’t make them like The Lonely Island anymore 😢

[Laura @laura000ps]

Every goddamn video I see on Appalachians makes me feel like that’s truly where I was meant to be

[Laura @laura000ps]

My genetic makeup is 99.999% goofy eccentric single-father energy

[Laura @laura000ps]

Feeling very healthy very skinny because I actually separated and shredded the meat from rotisserie chicken to use for later rather than eating the entire bird in 1-2 sittings 💗

[Laura @laura000ps]

I know I’m out of shape as fuck bc I just looked at a persons workout spreadsheet and I was like wtf does any of this mean

[Laura @laura000ps]

When @spiritboxband / @corklezlaplante did the metal version of Hella Good my soul left my body and I don’t think it’s come back