Laura Smith

[UNCS @Nazteeee196]

When the players return for preseason and the first thing they see is this

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

Nine-season wonder 👑

@LFC | @MoSalah

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Born too late to see dinosaurs
Born too early to see flying cars
Born just in time to witness Mo Salah

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its like klopp was our princess diana and slot is camilla

[Laura Smith @laura42492]

@stradivarius shocking customer service in store and online today trying to get a refund on a faulty pair of trousers

[Mat Flusk 🐻 @matflusk]

This firm always tries to pretend it's acquisitions are reviving sadly lost treasured boozers.

The reality is that they bought the Pilgrim last July, sacked all the staff without any notice and liquidated the stock, leaving it derelict for months.

Just like The Monro.

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

Every time she went to court, women made sure she was surrounded by other women, full of love, support and protection. This is why we say sisterhood is powerful. Because it is.

[Laura Smith @laura42492]

@merseyflow Are you able to answer at all? I’ve been on hold for 90 mins

[Laura Smith @laura42492]

@AirbnbHelp we’ve been unable to get into our air Bnb apartment all night and received no real help or support from your team

[Laura Smith @laura42492]

@TicketmasterCS I’ve got an issue with my tickets for a gig on Sunday. Please could you get back to me ASAP? Thank you

[Laura Smith @laura42492]

Still aw a reply @TwitterSupport please can you help? @Matthewjcrist has been hacked and locked out of his account. No reply to his email from the help/support team.

[Laura Smith @laura42492]

@TwitterSupport please can you help? @Matthewjcrist has been hacked and locked out of his account. No reply to his email from the help/support team.

[Dr Sally Le Page @sallylepage]

👏 If you require people to have photo ID to vote but don't provide free photo ID, you are requiring people to pay to vote 👏

[Laura Smith @laura42492]

Mrs Cogan: Bring Trousers To WGSG! https://t.co/IfPvpn67iK via @UKChange

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Tell me again who the streets are safe for?

#ReclaimTheStreets

[Hannah Fry @FryRsquared]

I heard a good comparison: walking home as a woman is like visibly carrying a big stack of cash through the streets at night. You're hyper-vigilant & fearful of attack from passers-by.

So strange that half of us know this feeling so well, but we still need analogies to explain.

[Laura Smith @laura42492]

@sophiepartingt3 @gnolmas @PotnoodIefringe fuck the kids, pass me a gin

[Laura Smith @laura42492]

@sophiepartingt3

[Laura Smith @laura42492]

@sophiepartingt3 Joe Wicks is back!.. Plz no. I’m down for banana bread take 3 though