Laura Michelle

If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about? What have I been working toward?

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

My future autobiography title

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me eat cookies and me know things.

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

@JudyJustice season 2?!?!?

Me:

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

When it’s raining and your mom offers you a 22 year old poncho @Nickelodeon

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

How do I sign up/purchase @JudyJustice tickets??? I can’t find it online and would nothing more than to see Judge Sheindlin live ❤️

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

The best part of the #Woodstock99 doc #Trainwreck” was watching John Scher expose himself as a complete and utter garbage human being. Goodnight to everyone, except John Scher.

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

Watching Sarah's reactions to her grandmother's legendary one-liners is half the fun. Her facial expressions could be their own show @JudyJustice

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

@TheEconomist hello! My magazine arrived torn this week. Is it possible to have another sent?

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

@TheEconomist hello! My magazine arrived torn this week. Is it possible to have another sent?

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

Hey @netflix. Since you’re on a con-man/con-woman kick which I’m absolutely LOVING…..can you please do a series about Belle Gibson? It would be SO GOOD (long as Tara Brown is played by Tara Brown)

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

My @Starbucks straw is white? Is this one of those Mandela Effects? Was it ever green?

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

Asking the @MichaelsStores check out person if she’d mind wearing a mask while I checked out with her was apparently the equivalent of accusing her of leprosy

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

Finally got my wrapping paper (@Paper_Source) and added a little of my own flare. Ready for Christmas 🎅 🎄 🎁

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

@laurenashley_42 @Starbucks Yeah, it’s not the same. I wound up going to a different location and it tasted normal, so either my location has a bad batch or the other has the old, good stuff 🤔

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

@Starbucks Ya’ll change your iced chai syrup? I’ve been getting it everyday for like 7 years and it suddenly tastes watery and tasteless. Can I put it in a vote to change it back?

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

5K done 🏃‍♀️ #savethechubbymermaids #irun4movement

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

The friends reunion is just them talking to each other? Not an updated friends episode to see where the characters are now? I know what Jennifer Aniston is doing...but what about Rachel?

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

Remember when IPhones were only available through AT&T? I wish Verizon gave extra loyalty points to customers who stayed through that bullshit.

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

There’s an actual Michael Oppenheimer 😳 @ElvisDuranShow @SkeeryJones

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

Because his hair is parted down the middle?

[New York Post @nypost]

Leonardo DiCaprio unrecognizable in first photos of new Scorsese film https://t.co/IZ08MWqbT8

[Laura Michelle @laura8263]

I wish there was an award for finishing graduate school without being able to sit in @Starbucks to do homework because of COVID. Because being forced to do all of my work from my apartment is Oscar worthy