Laura

Depresso espresso ☕️👌🏻

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

Nick Robinson with a Texas twang might be the death of me

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

Being angry because you miss someone is so fuckin real

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Divorce happens and then you realize you don't actually hate sex—you hate having your body used as a plaything for someone else's emotional regulation.

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

Being in a mental health crisis, is so fuckin expensive

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

I love how people think calling me a "Big" bitch in reference to my weight is really gonna hurt my feelings. You're skinny and ugly as fuck, I could lose the weight and you're still gonna be fuckin ugly.

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

Do you know how sick I have to be, to willingly take liquid medication? The answer is Very

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

Can't believe I woke up as a Fiance

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

The extreme feeling of needing to be left tf alone when you get home from work

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

Coked out lesbian sex

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

@Matt_Pinner

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

Sometimes when I'm bored in traffic I be hitting that Pennifer, forgetting that I actually have to drive once said traffic clears.

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

I will own a selkie dress someday

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

The phrase you used combines two highly derogatory terms

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

My mom just called our neighbors dog ' fuckface McGee ' because it won't stop barking at her while she's decorating the back porch.

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

The difference between my ex husband and my boyfriend is astronomical, for example my ex husband wouldn't stay overnight with me when I was in the hospital, while My boyfriend is currently on the way to visit my mom and I after she had surgery and is staying overnight.

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

So what do you need money for? Weed and pedicures?

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

Deep cleaning your bathroom only to have to shower in your freshly cleaned shower after, is the fucking worst.

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

A vibe is not evidence

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

Told my boyfriend I can't go outside cause the mosquitos were biting me and he goes " it's cause you're so sweet" to which his mother responded with " you two make me sick" followed by gagging sounds.

[Laura @laura_NMitchell]

@rodryanshow Chester Bennington