Laura Koops

Mohawk PR Grad 2017, Mcmaster Grad 2015, Sometimes funny, mostly weird.

[Laura Koops @laura_koops]

@EddieFoskew @BBCBreaking @AmyRances3227 She goes by Kate in the public eye though and has for years???

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@GOtransit we’re making more express trains to union on the lakeshore west line.

But fuck all y’all who don’t want to go to union and work anywhere else in the city :)

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@kisachan64 😭 thanks for the reminder I need a new inhaler prescription

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@WineandCrimePod @KenyonLaing I was like that is Kenyon 100%

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@WineandCrimePod listening to the doomsday preppers episode, and I’m like, shit, that bunkers an hour outside of Toronto, just watch some shady landlord buy it and rent the space out to people who are desperate to not pay $1800 for a bachelor apartment.

[Laura Koops @laura_koops]

I’m having a wonderful Friday the 13th. @GOtransitLW decided that because they were having operational issues on the 7:13, they were going to make it express to union. Only train from Hamilton to get me to work on time that isn’t express to union… I get off at exhibition…

[Laura Koops @laura_koops]

Hey millennials, here’s a fun Christmas drinking game. Drink everytime a relative asks you an awkward question and have a bonus drink if they follow it up with a cliché. We can guarantee you’ll be more lit than the tree this year.

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If I’m promoting the gay agenda I hope it at least has rainbows on the cover and comes with stickers. 🌈

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@Race_Dad @fordnation @OntarioPCParty Eh, if you just show up you’ll be doing better than at the debate. Unfortunately you’ll probably do ABSOLUTELY nothing for this riding… esp cuz you live in Burlington.

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@amazon I ordered yarn and got male weight loss supplements… wtf? Idk whether to be insulted or think it’s funny about the poor sap who’s getting yarn randomly.

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Hey @OldNavy, while I agree my wardrobe does need more veggie covered onesies… I think these might be a tad small. (I don’t have children and this is the first one that showed up 😂)

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I take comfort in the fact that I’ve never “lit up a room” or “loved life” because that means I’ll probably never get murdered. That’s how it works right?

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@MsSarahFurlong Okay, it’s not just me because I was getting some serious anxiety

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@mariana057 Awkward moment when I just heard about someone who tried to steal a tree by doing this and they ended up losing 2 litres of blood and getting like 3 hundred stitches

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I misread cardassian as kardashian, that got me confused for a hot second

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I want an anime where they take mini golf INCREDIBLY seriously.

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The problem with watching ghost adventures after having seen Frozen 2 is every time they yell at the ghosts to “show yourself”, I’m ready to break into song.

[Tabatha Southey 🇨🇦 @TabathaSouthey]

Don't mess with Texas. By which I mean don't visit Texas, don't tour Texas, don't shoot your movie in Texas, don't book your convention in Texas, don't take your killer 15 minute stand-up set to Texas, don't so much as fill up your tank driving through Texas.

[Laura Koops @laura_koops]

@Simmy3Tara @shanedawson I don’t know how I didn’t realize that Shane had the same birthday as my ex boyfriend 😅

[Laura Koops @laura_koops]

Edward and Bella lying in the grass in the meadow. Jess: That’s how you get ticks. They’re both going to get ticks- omg.