Laura Martwick

Olympics lover. Twitter skeptic.

[Laura Martwick @laura_martwick]

@beatsbydre moving on to @Bose. Two powerbeat earbud flops in less than two years. So disappointing for the cost...

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I just said this out loud, "Okay Martwick, you can have wine at 9oclock...if you get your homework done." #bribingmyself #cloverlanelife

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#delayedtweet

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Coffee shop closes in an hour. I'm getting NOTHING done and want to go home. But want to hear if they agree on a second date. #awkwarddate

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We've all been on this #awkwarddate for 2hrs and I'm completely impressed there hasn't been but 10s of silence. Still awarkward as hell, tho

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Unintentionally eavesdropping an #awkwarddate. They've covered medical conditions, ex relationships, cats and current colleges courses.

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Overhearing a date at a coffee shop.... I'd rather be single forever than go through this terribly awkward cringeworthy exchange.

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I know the winner of the #debates...definitely @LesterHoltNBC. Definitely Lester.

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Luggage prices don't make sense to me, kinda like bumping #Cartalk off @NPR doesn't make sense....

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@NPR WHERE IS CAR TALK?! So. Sad.

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Domestic pets are not part of the ecosystem.

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@brycealan come oooooon. You never forget to tunnel honk!

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@brycealan @haileyscharmer @jscharm MACY! She's always been greedy.

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My neighbor has multiple trees growing from the rain gutters. I have a feeling that's not going to work out...

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@Bwinjum they're in the Olympic pool. Waaaaay on the bottom. 🐥🐓

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

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#Rio2016

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My current heart rate is 73bpm which is higher than #MoFarah's as he has 5 laps left of the 10,000m. #Olympics

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Slow mo sand splash in #LongJump is fuuuuuuun. #Olympics

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#MoFarah!

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Remember foursquare? Yeah, me neither.