Laura Noella

Hustler

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@ShanitaAnkunda Fortunately it wasn't him who died

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@drstellanyanzi Enkuba etutiire. Amata gaatikire

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@Ksheebah1 Sheebal you're so beautiful. You resemble the late Gaddafi

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@DevisMusab27261 @drstellanyanzi Whatever she has writen is true. Maybe you are not interacting with people. There's a lot out here

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

Hmmm.......

[Stella Nyanzi @drstellanyanzi]

WHISPERS WHIRLING IN TOORO
1) The whispers in Tooro give me a toothache!
“The king has died!”
“No, the king is just in critical condition.”
“No, the king died at 10:00PM.”
“No, the king died on the same day his father died.”
“No, the king died three days before the news.”
“No, the king never dies; he just transitions.”
“Oh, the king has not died, will not die…”
Amatta gaatikire. Enkuba etutiire.

2) The whispers in Tooro give me a toothache.
“The king died of poison!”
“No, the king had cancer!”
“No, the king was cursed.”
“No, the king had a brain tumour.”
“No, the king had cancer of the brain.”
“So, the king travelled for cancer treatment.”
“No, the king travelled for further studies.”
“No, the king travelled travelled for business.”
Amatta gaatikire. Enkuba etutiire.

3)The whispers in Tooro give me a toothache!
“The king had a child!”
“Didn’t the king have two children?”
“No, the king had no child!”
“But the king posed with photos of a child.”
“No, that was the princess’ child, not the king’s.”
“The Queen mother said the king had a child.”
“No, Omusuuga said the king had no child.”
“No, Omuhikira said the king had a child.”
“No, Babiito royal clan said the king had no child.”
Amatta gaatikire. Enkuba etutiire.

4) The whispers in Tooro give me a toothache.
“The king will have a royal funeral!”
“No, the king will have a state funeral.”
“No, the king will have a Christian funeral.”
“No, the king will have a customary funeral.”
“No, the king has no funeral for he never dies.”
“But the king will be mourned for three days.”
“No, the king is mourned for nine days straight.”
“A Munyankore man said we’ll mourn for 3 days.”
“No, the Babiito clan elders declared nine days.”
Amatta gaatikire. Enkuba etutiire.

5) The whispers in Tooro give me a toothache.
“The king had a wife.”
“No, the king had no wife.”
“A wife-less king at 34; was the king gay?”
“No, the king had a girlfriend.”
“No, the king as a good Christian had no girlfriend.”
“No, the king had many girlfriends.”
“No, the king’s girlfriend was the Queen Mother.”
“No, the Queen Mother knew the king’s girlfriend.”
“No, the Queen Mother was praying for his wife.”
Amatta gaatikire. Enkuba etutiire.

6) The whispers in Tooro give me a toothache.
“The Queen Mother is a Mutooro.”
“No, the Queen Mother is not a pure Mutooro.”
“No, the Queen Mother is Abatuku.”
“No, the Queen Mother is from Ntoroko.”
“No, the Queen Mother is from Congo.”
“No, the Queen Mother is from Libya.”
“No, the Queen Mother is a Muhema.”
“No, the Queen Mother is an impostor.”
“Eh, isn’t the Queen Mother a Mutooro?”
Amatta gaatikire. Enkuba etutiire.

7) The whispers in Tooro give me a toothache.
“The dead king’s father died of cancer.”
“No, the dead king’s father was poisoned.”
“No, the dead king’s father just died in sleep.”
“No, the dead king’s father was shot by bullets.”
“No, the dead king’s father, Kaboyo was cursed.”
“The dead king abandoned his ancestors.”
“No, Milton Obote desecrated the kingdom.”
“No, the dead king rebuilt the kingdom.”
“No, the Babiito graves in Bunyangabo are ruins.”
“So, the dead king neglected the royal tombs?”
“No, the dead king’s father neglected his father.”
“The royal graves are desolate and neglected.”
Amatta gaatikire. Enkuba etutiire.

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@MedVilla11 @AloysNsubuga @AgoraCFR @SpireJim @AAgather I pray that this lady doesn't get married again. Because she's the only refuge for those children.

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@Uganda_Expozed To the young in mind, this man is wrong while to the mature minds the omusuuga is right.

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@AbdulFatah5o @phphilemons @Uganda_Expozed Unfortunately they missed your point

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@tedzpd @faith_nabushawo So, for us who are working are having Co wives somewhere unknown to us?

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@Winnie_Byanyima Happy birthday to him

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@kyeruphiona He's Tooro's treasure

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@OyetOy66538 @BalaamW22 It's not that they need harsh measures from the regime. Rather they hate them because they stole their victory

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@ShumbushoShamg1 @KakwenzaRukira Honestly, I had not got him😅

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@GabrielBuule You plus your fellow broke guys are irritated. But real men who qualify to have a woman of her class are contacting her

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@joeloyetokello @GabrielBuule If you don't fit in the categories which she mentioned, relax. It's not her fault

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@MarionsEsther Atandise okufuna ku magezi. Anti yava waffe mu bukatoliki. Ate yagamba ebyo byebyamudusaayo. Naye kati agenze kulaba nti amazing gomukisa is a very powerful weapon used to chase demons

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@MichealLMarvin1 It's for convenience. Remember Kampala is the capital. Many offices eg embassies are here. Kampala is near the airport. The king is not expected to sleep at a relatives place while in Kampala. He's bigger than that. I hope it's clear now.

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@Uganda_Expozed @Tyrese The regime knows very well the cause of that back clash. And it will continue. This is just the beginning

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@ElijahHade68159 @BalaamW22 If he managed to get time for carnibals, he will surely get for lunatics too

[Laura Noella @laura_noella]

@OyetOy66538 @BalaamW22 For you don't worry if you don't understand why. Fortunately the regime clearly knows why opposition is against them. Trust men ,they know.