Laura P

HL13 ⚓ Edinburgh Zoo 🐧

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

@ukhomeoffice Horrendous

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

@EdinburghZoo 😂😂😂

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

This is me 👇🏼

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

POV: You've taken your tenth handful of @UKCelebrations since Christmas and notice there's only Bounty left now

[Royal Zoological Society of Scotland @rzss]

Santa Claws has visited our gift shops and brought a sleigh full of festive goodies 🎅🏻

Get your Christmas shopping off to a wild start while helping to create a world where nature is protected, valued and loved 🎁 https://t.co/O6AzzixsiR

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

@MartinSLewis @Specalicious

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

@EdinburghZoo Looking fabulous 🦩🦩🦩

[AllEdinburghTheatre @AllEdinTheatre]

REVIEW: Its a massive "⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Undisputed excellence" from @MartGray for @MAMAmusselburgh's production of MADE IN DAGENHAM at @TheBrunton at Loretto School.

https://t.co/IgLQpgqwxR

Read his review and just get on down. You'll laugh, you'll cry & you'll be humming the tunes!

[Edinburgh Live @EdinburghLive_]

We can't wait to try their gooey creations!

https://t.co/M6IN9bTED4

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

This would be an absolute game changer. Current nursery bill is over £900 a month for 3.5days! Come on @scotgov do the same!

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

In eligible homes where all adults work 16+hrs. Plan is 30hrs childcare a week in Eng for 9mths to school age (Eng only, but funds to other UK nations). It'll be phased

-April 24, 2yr olds 15hr/wk
-Sept 24 all 9mths-3yr 15hrs/wk
-Sept 25 all 9mth to school 30hrs/wk
#budget2023

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

In eligible homes where all adults work 16+hrs. Plan is 30hrs childcare a week in Eng for 9mths to school age (Eng only, but funds to other UK nations). It'll be phased

-April 24, 2yr olds 15hr/wk
-Sept 24 all 9mths-3yr 15hrs/wk
-Sept 25 all 9mth to school 30hrs/wk
#budget2023

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

🥳

[Edinburgh Chamber of Commerce @EdinChamber]

Next up, our Large Business of the Year winner @rzss!  🙌 #ECCAwards23 #LargeBusiness #EdinburghBusinesses

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

And the rest, over £16k if Evie was full time at nursery

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Childcare: Full-time nursery for under-twos nearly £15k a year, says report https://t.co/NRM3pGWDhN

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

@juliedurham17 👀 sell your house

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

Get ready to pass GO with Monopoly Edinburgh Zoo Edition!

Choose your favourite animals to adopt, from ring-tailed lemurs to giant pandas, and build the habitats they need to thrive 💛

Available now 👉 https://t.co/mnLiQ32WPr

[Royal Zoological Society of Scotland @rzss]

WE WON 🏆

A HUGE THANKS to everyone who voted for our wildlife conservation charity as the @scvotweet People’s Choice Award in the #ScotCharityAwards 🎉

Every vote, visit and donation helps get one step further to a world where nature is protected, valued and loved 💚

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

Fe wants your vote 🫵

Our charity's ‘Save Our Zoos’ campaign has been shortlisted for Campaign of the Year in the #ScotCharityAwards and has qualified for the People’s Choice Award 2022 🎉

Vote for @rzss and help us win ➡️ https://t.co/qCkjjH8MWX 💛

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

@ScotRail double time tonight for the guard on the 11.09 train to north Berwick for putting up with the drunk and abusive arsehole ‘railcard’ owner with no ticket. Well done that man

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

Currently an 8

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Tiredness scale:
1 Yeah fine
2 Bit sleepy
3 Knackered
4 Immediate pyjamas
5 Combining every word with a yawn
6 Forgetting colander and pouring food straight into sink
7 Can hardly keep my eyes open
8 I’ll get off the floor in a bit
9 Just put a cushion under my head
10 Zzz

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨“If you've got one shred of compassion for all those families who sacrificed so much, who lost so much, you’ll go”🚨

[Laura P @LauraAPaterson]

Here was my garden party guest on the 20th of May 2020 since, you know, people weren’t allowed to visit. At least I got to drink all the wine at mine @BorisJohnson ���🏼‍♀️