Laura Beth Perry

TSCT '18 🎓

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

I’m 99.9% sure there is either a bat or mouse in the room I’m sleeping in at the cabin. Looking forward to that thing squeaking all night

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

@hannahsensenig 🤢🤢🤢

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It’s always weird how mad people get when they call the wrong number and you tell them they have it wrong and they act like the your fault they dialed the wrong number like chill dude you got it wrong we all make mistakes

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

Me this week

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@hannahsensenig @abbiekalene That sounds like a good deal to me I see no problem 🐶

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

@abbiekalene @hannahsensenig Hannah got a dog???

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

@hannahsensenig That sounds amazingggg

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Just watched a video of a guy literally snap his leg in half using way too much weight on the leg press 💀 remember people, set your limits

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

There’s a direct correlation with low blood sugar and stress. It all makes sense now

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

Some days I want to chop my hair really short to see how my curls would look, then I realize I’d probably look like Dustin from Stranger Things

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

Idk how people are proud of shooting deer smaller than golden retrievers

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

I’m the worst test taker in the history of test takers

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I have a girl crush on Demi Lovato #sorrynotsorry

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

The fact that this week is finally over

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@LP_is_me Please tell me you actually did order a light up turkey

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Just a joke btw

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People who skip straight to Christmas are crazy, get yourself a light-up turkey (they have them on Amazon) and be thankful for mashed taters

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

He hates dressing up but dang he cleans up good 😍

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

Just realized I still have two more weeks to hunt during archery season THANK GOODNESS

[Laura Beth Perry @laurabeth_perry]

@LP_is_me She is an angel