Laura Beth Owens

I’m a Hufflepuff. How could I not shine?

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Tonight, I have the honor to perform (for a small group of people) my new hit single, Scrap. This song is written by my parents dog Huey. It is interpreted and performed by me.

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@letskillrobots Ill take 3.

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Really missing my #travelingwhistlers today. Whistling is best as a group. #whoooooooo #whistlingsound @tcowens28 @HannahBethOwens https://t.co/Uul6awRBny

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I was born with the gift of whistling. So glad to have found others of equal talent. #travelingwhistlers #overflowingwithtalent

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Spent the day at home treating physical and emotional wounds. Even now I am barely able to type out this tweet due to a severe eye injury. 🤕

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Riddle me this: what's the one thing that smells bad but tastes good?

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Riddle me this: what is the one thing that can't speak, can't listen but can see?

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Riddle me this: what is the one animal that can fly, swim and walk?

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Just tried to write the date as 2014. When am I???

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About to grab a sharpie for a very long incomprehensible equation. x=*€45%\~¥•+}98|£5$~^2 #breakthrough

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I was born with the gift of whistling. So glad to have found others of equal talent. #travelingwhistlers #overflowingwithtalent

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I'm learning to play the Harry Potter song on my recorder. So...yeah. I'd say it's been a pretty productive day.

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I am applying for so many jobs that I am now filling out applications in my dreams. #chronicdryeye #pain #applicationlife

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"Peace will come to those who need it most after they have waited for it but not waited too long."

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Spent the day treating physical and emotional wounds. Even now, I am barely able to type out this tweet due to a severe hand injury. #hurt

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Jeff Probst is always pullin tricks. #Survivor

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@letsallsoccer you get me.

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@letsallsoccer 27/f/hogwarts

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Home Alone 2: lost in NY might just be the greatest movie of all time.