laura carlo

I like cats.

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

Shout out to my biff @michaelnunes7 for getting kicked out of mulligan's for his 21st, puking all over… http://t.co/tU33sDGVeX

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

@_Surace12 why you no snap vid me song

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

Strugglin to stay awake

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

@matti_lightt haha I hate you

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

Can I skip the endoscopy and ultrasound and just go to sleep? So not about the ulcer life.

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

Just went for blood work and almost passed out. Embarrassing

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

@chelseyfrazier like lori is over. Need I say more... (:

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

Sometimes it's the little things that mean the most.

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

@chelseyfrazier just because I'm black, racist.... but really figure out Halloween plans. Like I'm busy and need to know. Bitch

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

@chelseyfrazier ok. I'll be Cynthia... the hot bitch

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

@chelseyfrazier HOLD ON TO YOUR DIAPIES WE'RE GOING IN

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

Actually I wonder if I was ever in a cool baby gang. Thugrats.

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

I hope I was as cool as tommy pickles when I was a baby.

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

Forced to watch the voice... so boring

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

I forgot vine even existed

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer, do you know you're unlike any other?

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

My brother is more annoying than a five year old, he's 34........

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Out where I can get up against your lips, that's where I gotta be when you're looking like this 🎧

[laura carlo @lauracarlo]

@matti_lightt nigga like me had to buy it on amazon):