Laura Mortimer

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

I just tried to swipe up to the next page of my book but then I realized it was a paperback. #wearealleffed #Iusedtobesmart

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

Told my 10yo 4 times to get into the shower until he huffed and stomped away. Now he is practicing how to tell me to chill out to his reflection in the bathroom #thisiswhywehavetwitter

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

If you say “book” in Oct. & don’t sound like Winny Sanderson you were never a child #HocusPocus

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

My dog doesn’t know “sit” but he knows “come you can lick my fingers” #reasonsfortwitter #whoadog #ThorHammer

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

Finding out the IEP you have to write is 80% done #bigwin #conferencenights

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

Cy almost a year old used to pass out like this after daycare. I feel your pain pal!

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

9 years ago I had time to make over my dorm room for Halloween. Now I'm… https://t.co/r7g7IeWrDc

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

#tbt to the best night of my life! Here's to many more years of tbt with… https://t.co/GRD02UFA9n

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

#blue #mortiMRandMRS #beautifulflowers https://t.co/PnLCWWdc0u

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

My awesome and talented cousin cnt2110 made these beautiful chocolates… https://t.co/xpWWN27ZCI

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

#mortiMRandMRS https://t.co/YwgmHUmxB2

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

#tbt to my husband in 2 days!! 😍😍😘 Love you more every day! https://t.co/CJT3lFiUe7

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

Well folks he's only got one more chance to back out! Got our license! 👰🏼 https://t.co/bEtPPyZlzl

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

@nicci636 The struggle is real. #makinitMortimer #maybetheycanspellMortimer #LandBtietheknot basically I don't know yet lol!

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

@ImSoThorney @ThornZac @kimbroslice55 @shanefeld @JUELERYY @Cade_Thornton @Deano_Spluh @nicci636 Iron your party pants and be ready!!

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

@ImSoThorney @laura_c_thorn @ThornZac @kimbroslice55 @shanefeld @JUELERYY @Cade_Thornton @Deano_Spluh @nicci636

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

Blair witchin on a Saturday night 🌛👻🎃 https://t.co/ocwN7kOANL

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

All 4 of my favorite things: wine, sweat pants, my baby boy and my… https://t.co/u9mAS6Tcpx

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

Best. Husband. Ever. How much he loves me!! 💗💗😍😍 Taylor Swift nation… https://t.co/Y3mHqlIQHs

[Laura Mortimer @LauraCMortimer]

One year ago today I answered the biggest no-brainer question of my life!… https://t.co/IejxrRQCSG