Rusty Shackleford

“i want specifics on the general idea”

[Rusty Shackleford @shanefeld22]

@theneedledrop @cwotd Noah Kahan’s my faaavorite.

[Rusty Shackleford @shanefeld22]

Guests: Do you guys have diet cherry ginger ale?

Us: We do, but we actually don’t allow guests to have them.

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@_MarshyMarsh_ Marsh, where’d you get that lid? Daddy like. 👍

[Rusty Shackleford @shanefeld22]

@chriskerber Kerbs, tell Vitale that a good way to pick a watermelon is if the melon weighs more than it looks like it should. Thanks.

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Love Peja wearing black - he’s there to watch his boy, not sell ILL. So cool. #elite8

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If you’re in the last couple round tables and you’re not a traitor, you are extremely uninteresting or a tool being used by NBC to promote the Winter Olympics. #TraitorsUS

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@TMASTL I can never find Jackson’s handle but did you guys talk about the recent Mick Cronin post-game? Classic. lol. Couldn’t listen today bc I couldn’t find pants. @PowerMizzoucom

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Misspeaking is not a valid reason to argue for someone being a traitor…grasping at straws, peeps!! #TraitorsUS

[Rusty Shackleford @shanefeld22]

Is #bugonia a Saving Silverman sequel or a Celtic Pride remake?? Capital H. Capital M. Capital M. Capital M. 🤔

[Rusty Shackleford @shanefeld22]

Candiace starting a conga line is still more suspicious than Rob voting Lisa. Jesus Christ people #Traitors

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Colton is losing his hair, no? #Traitors

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@TMASTL @martinkilcoyne2 what’s more absurd, the conga line or hearing footsteps in Traitors? These peeps are not good at this game?

[Rusty Shackleford @shanefeld22]

@stlzoo how unlikely is it that I saw one of the loose monkeys out in chesterfield this morning? I saw something from a distance that was too big to be a squirrel and too small to be a deer. This thing was moving fast. Cc: @DougVaughn_KMOV; @TMASTL

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Do the group projects ever stop in stranger things?? Very triggering…I’d be like, “yeah, I think you’re right” the whole time.

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Flash lights are cool accessories. The umbrella is not a cool accessory but it’s probably most useful.

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@BarstoolBigCat Bo nerds unite

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Grinch was a good who but highly addicted to crystal meth.

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You know Chicago deep dish is trash bc the McCallisters hosting out-of-towners for the holidays and they order NY style. Same situation in STL you alr knowing what the order is - no question.

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The meme/gif yield on The Holiday is just so god damn high. So much potensh. Great movie!!

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@Jackson_Burkett The Holiday works because of the music. One of Zimmer’s greatest feats. Good or bad? Cc: @TMASTL