It’s me.
Hi.
I did multiple Eras Tour presales and couldn’t purchase a single ticket to see Taylor Swift live in concert for the first time in years.
It’s me.
The only right way to comment on a pregnant woman's body, as demonstrated by a lady in my neighborhood this morning:
"you have such a cute pregnant body, and your dog is beautiful" - generic positive statement, plus bonus points for the dog compliment - 10/10
Using a document from 1789 to ban abortion because it isn't mentioned, but allow semi-automatic rifles and Kevlar is such next-level fuckery that the brain starts to black out.
It feels like some kind of record that my not-even-quite-16-month-old daughter already taught me something. Apparently, my magnetic phone case is strong enough to stick to the fridge. New storage location unlocked by a toddler. Kids and technology, man.
Congrats pals, you guessed the titles and ft. artists on Red (my version). The vault tracks will ft. @ChrisStapleton, @phoebe_bridgers, @mistersmims & @edsheeran❗️I can’t wait to dust off our highest hopes & relive these memories together. Pre-order now https://t.co/5VduTiOaKB
So many takeaways I love from this, but possibly #1 is the reminder that children who can be challenging to parent shouldn't be stripped of those difficult traits - they're often the same skills that create amazing adults: https://t.co/ecRQDwJKA9
@Lyyssaaaa13 C-section birth - you're a warrior, 1st of all. I gave birth vaginally in Dec. I cried starting PT bc I was so weak & didn't feel like me. 2 months later, I'm so much better! PT is great, & core strength does come back w/ time, but I know starting it feels like it never will 💗
Happy early 4 week birthday to this Swiftie baby 🎉💕 I'm so lucky to have friends who give the best gifts and understand that being a Swiftie from birth is a mark of good character 😊
@all_about_alli My parents were both told by their parents that unless they became easier to get along with, they'd never get married. They each decided they'd rather be single than change. Well, they found each other & definitely proved my grandparents wrong! Don't change!
Me watching educational video with a slow talker: Ugh, this video only plays up to 1.25x speed.
Evan: That's like 1.00x speed for you. You live your life at 1.25x speed.
Okay so while my new re-records are NOT done, my friend @VancityReynolds asked me if he could use a snippet of one for a LOLsome commercial he wrote so...here’s a sneak peak of Love Story! Working hard to get the music to you soon!!