Laura DeVage

God Lover, Wife, Mom, Nurse, Daughter, and Friend

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

I love this new snack from New York! https://t.co/c0Vs5PCx9q

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

Because good things can happen in 2020. #ecyber20 #ecybermission #STEM #justsaynotoghostfishing

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

My Natalie is a National Finalist! #nomoreghostnets RT @ecybermission: Join us in congratulating all of our 2020 National Finalist teams! Congrats on making it to our 18th Annual National Judging & Educational Event! #ecyber20 https://t.co/U6p7W2xMSU

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

Whoever invented Chutes & Ladders was way more prophetic than I understood as a child-teaching us how hard it is to climb to the top & how easy it is to slide right back down. Anyone else get stuck on that horizontal slide? #chutesandladders #lifeislikethat #horizontalslideoflife

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

I’m pretty sure that the toaster is the jack-in-the-box of the kitchen. #popgoesthebagel

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

WooHoo! Thanks to @ecybermission & @KingsStrong for this opportunity for my daughter Natalie & her team. They are finalists! RT @ecybermission: The results are in! Head to our home page to see who the State Winners and Regional Finalists for #ecyber20 are! https://t.co/PFq0W5Pcgy

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

I don’t say much, but look at the empty store shelves, multiply that by about 1000, and you have socialism-except your pantries will still be empty. The End. #payattention #wakeup #America

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

So the home laptop is sickly and is loudly beeping with a blank screen. IDK, maybe I’ll try some lavender and frankincense essential oils. That should do the trick.... #essentialoilsforthewin #theresanoilforthat #getwellsoon

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

Hallmark Christmas movies are so unrealistic. You going around that store trying on hats...you know all y’all gonna have head lice. #nevertryonhatsinthestore #keepyourheadtoyourself #hallmarkchristmas #illkeepwatchingyourfakerealityanywaybecauseilovechristmas

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

When the macaroni and cheese is disappointed. #macandcheese #sadface

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

If you work with customers, do not call people “sweetie.” This especially applies if you are wrong & think this somehow lessons the impact of your wrongness. Nope. Just makes you wrong & disrespectful. #imnotyoursweetie #sweetiedoesnotappeaseme

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

The flying by myself chronicles: Dear airports, grab and go sandwiches should never have condiments-especially mayo. #allthesnackswithoutmayo

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

The flying by myself chronicles: When flying alone, there’s a strange “anticipation” watching others enter the aisle, wondering who is the one that will sit by me. We’re awkwardly thrust momentarily into someone else’s personal space & world. #deepthoughts #bekind #dontsmell

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

The flying by myself chronicles: At a small airport in NC and got the pat down of my life with drug swabbing. Did I mention they made me remove ALL THE SNACKS from my bag too? I was like, really? Challenge accepted. #ivegotmorestories #allthesnacks #challengeaccepted

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

❤️❤️❤️ #named

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

Coffee has a perfect balance in my body. Too much=headache. Not enough=headache. I am currently teetering and I’m not quite sure which way. #coffeebalance #tocaffeinateortonotcaffeinatethatisthequestion

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

I may not be flying yet today, but apparently in anticipation of my flight, my body has decided it wants all the snacks early. #snackywaiting #allthesnacks #Jesusandcoffeeandallthesnacks

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

Your true name as a child of God. #refresh #named

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

The reason I’m traveling alone... the privilege to speak about Jesus. #named #refresh

[Laura DeVage @lauradevage]

The flying by myself chronicles: So somehow this happened in my carryon.... #stainstaingoaway