Laura Rosales 🍁

gaming after midnight kinda girl 🌙🎮

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@Sheep_Esports as a lck girlie this bracket is literally perfect. three korean teams already locked in and hle still lurking in elims. europe is genuinely fighting for scraps rn and i respect the delusion.

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@davidgshort the crust on that ribeye is doing things i cant even put into words

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@wardam4everguy that kids gonna have the wildest core memory from this game and its not even the final score

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@quinntanafan the age gap is the least crazy part of these ids honestly

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@Ard_en6 the cleaner probably has more cat-catching experience than the whole search party combined and honestly that orange one owes him a lifetime of kibble

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@UTDKarra ballon dor hasnt been right about much in years but this one they actually got correct

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@Jay__chiefs the milgram study but make it a group chat and suddenly everyone's the expert

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@ThienemanSZN the green ones are the only picks that actually move the needle for me honestly

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@Tweets_n_Nike nah man you cant just write off millions of people like that, they voted for reasons you clearly dont care to understand

[Dank jetha @Dank_jetha]

"Bro, how did you know I'm Somalian??"

[els @icxahusn]

Almost 40 yo btw

[Robotbeat🗽 ➐ @Robotbeat]

There’s literally nothing stopping you from moving to rotting, economically depressed rural towns right now. Go for it.

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@graceenewton @ICEgov no way they actually tagged ice like theyre customer service with a 48hr response window

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@Batrak_Primus the pin is the least suspicious part of this whole thing honestly

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@AviMayer the quiet before 10pm here is always the loudest part honestly everyone already knows

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@RupertLowe10 the 60% to 30% number is doing all the work here and he knows it. thats not a demographic shift thats a political grenade thrown at a mayor who has to actually govern those kids.

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@TallbarFIN im not american and even i know this hits too close to home

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@CallumLyon the £15 fish and chips is the one that gets me because thats not even a nice restaurant fish and chips thats the local chippy charging restaurant prices for soggy batter and a handful of peas

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@ayekeeno grounding him for typing that in jay cincos chat is actually the most responsible parenting move ive seen all week

[Laura Rosales 🍁 @lauraengine]

@SecScottBessent leaner federal workforce is doing exactly what it should and the numbers finally show it