Laura Escher

Bachelor nation, Big Brother, baseball, and me being unhinged all in one place. Host of Hot Garbage link in bio 🗑️

[Laura Escher @lauraescher]

Be so for real right now that is the cutest dog you’ve ever seen.

[Laura Escher @lauraescher]

I’m obsessed with my dog because I just don’t understand how this creature exists and is the cutest thing that had ever graced this earth. If you’ve seen her you know exactly what I mean. My best friend calls her a Pokémon because how is she real

[Connor @23cmcpadres]

Do not let Tarik Skubal becoming a Dodger distract you from the fact that Shohei Ohtani illegally wired millions of dollars to an offshore bookie and made his close friend and interpreter take the fall for him so he could avoid prison time and continue to bring billions to MLB.

[Laura Escher @lauraescher]

I didn’t watch last night willingly because that’s how much Haley gets under my skin. This is a prime example why I really don’t like her.

[Big Brother Bitez 🔊 @BBBitez]

Haley: "It's been a lot, like I just had three shit weeks."

Melody DR: "No the fuck you haven't [...] Because you've never seen the block, no one that you're aligned with has seen the block. She's a bitch, like what a bitch thing to say." #BB28 #BBBitez

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Maybe Mitch McConnell is secretly taping "The Masked Singer." We don't know.

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

I wish it was more common knowledge that almost all regulations exist because companies weren’t doing these things on their own and bad things were happening because of it.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to which is exactly why we need government regulations

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

18 months. $5 trillion fucking dollars in 18 months. And we still don't have healthcare. And they gutted education. And food assistance. And food safety, and clean air, and clean water. And cut 300k federal jobs. Where the actual fuck is that new spending actually going?

[Covie @covie_93]

They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.

[Laura Escher @lauraescher]

A lord of the rings marathon on TNT found me at the hospital. Thank you for saving me I feel like a main character.

[Laura Escher @lauraescher]

@leebee4life Haley is on my nerves. She is cocky for really no reason and she does make snarky comments often. I really don’t like how she is carrying herself on the show. I try to think it might be the environment I don’t know how I would act. But the way she’s speaking in her interviews.

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

"Reacher" star Alan Ritchson calls President Trump a "f**king rapist" in a tirade about the Epstein files.

"That b*tch has the keys to the nuclear codes. He's, like, all up into 13-year-olds. Like, dude, what? Go to jail.”

[Laura Escher @lauraescher]

I’m being admitted but because I came in when I did it might clear on its own and i might have saved myself a surgery. Please listen to yourself and your body. I knew something was different this time around and I was correct.

[Laura Escher @lauraescher]

If everyone who follows me could please learn one thing for me it’s trust yourself. I was miserable I thought it was just my period I threw up for days. I went to the ER at 4am and turns out it’s a bowel obstruction. Listen to your gut and trust that you know yourself.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

If you have a second home in New York City worth more than $5M, check your mailbox when you’re back in the five boroughs — because you've got mail.

Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon.

The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell would’ve replaced Mitch McConnell 39 fucking days ago.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Isn’t there concern that this slippery slope to socialism inevitably ends up as full-blown communism?

AOC: I mean, no. I think that’s very silly. We can’t even raise the minimum wage. Do they really think communism is going to happen? No. They’re trying to scare people because they don’t want us talking about the fact that we all have a right to health care.

So they want to call everything they don’t like communist because if people actually wake up to the fact that their elected officials are screwing them over when they get here, they’re going to realize they deserve better and that health care as a right isn’t crazy. They want to call this stuff communist because they don’t want us to realize that the rest of the developed world has guaranteed health care. They want to call it communist because they don’t want you to know that Germany, Italy, the UK, Canada—everybody else—has it better than us, and we spend the most money for the worst care in the developed world.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% yes

[Ursa Togawa @Ursaweinhaus]

The fact that the water is cleaner than the last time is so funny to me. He even managed to improve the floods he's on a generational run

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

EXCELLENT QUESTION.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell has taken more medical leave than most mothers in America get for maternity leave.