I heard someone refer to the train down to Brighton as the LGBT (London Gatwick Brighton Train) and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since
Something I think about now and again happened about 20 years ago. Someone came up to me in a multi-storey car park and said is this the top level?
I looked up at the sky and said ‘Yes’
They said ‘If you’re going to be like that I’ll ask someone else’
virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”
THREE WEEKS FROM NOW A MAN WILL CONTORT HIMSELF INTO YOUR CHIMNEY AND ENTER YOUR HOUSE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT ... LEAVE OUT FOOD AND DRINK FOR HIM AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LAY EYES ON HIM