Laura Hall

Wait. Is it time to bake something yet?

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@Ask_Spectrum Is your strategy to welcome NYC's Time Warner customers by raising their bill? Our just went up for no reason.

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@Ask_Spectrum Hi Spectrum! Would you help me? My basic internet bill seems to have crept up $20 over the past year, bit by bit. Chat?

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Trail mix: M&Ms with obstacles.
(Welcome back to Twitter, Laura.)

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I joined the lottery to see @FunHomeMusical for $35 tickets on @TodayTix! Enter here: https://t.co/duW1Cx6CLY

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Gummi bears can be lunch, right? Asking for a friend.

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I just publicly apologized to the nice tourist family for the giant poop smear on a subway seat. #enjoyyourtrip

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@laelvankeuren agreed, my little ray of sunshine!

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Midwest--I'm grateful for you for giving me my BF but more importantly, thanks for pickles enveloped in cream cheese and wrapped in salami.

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@TWC_Help Somehow paying $34.99/month for internet has turned into $60/month. Can we talk cheaper options or should we switch to Verizon?

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Pottery Barn: furniture for those rooms you just never go in.

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And just like that, I became a Real New Yorker--I was kicked by a whattimeisitshowtime subway dancer.

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Next year for Halloween, I'm going to dress up as Sarah McLachlan and stress people out about sad dogs.

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Sitting in ER waiting for Sam to get stitches and another dude walks in with a full pizza. #professional #saturdaynight

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Whoops I put gin in my smoothie. #happyfriday

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Man, I wish the Starbucks guy would mess up my name so I could post a picture of the cup and then we would all laugh and laugh about it.

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Something just happened, you guys. I just lint-rolled my face to try to remove dead skin. #surprisinglyeffective

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@_jessroy inspired by our trip to Walmart, which never disappoints (anthropologically speaking).

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If I ever own a gun, I'm going to keep it in my fanny-pack and call it fanny-packing.

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"And the tenth circle of hell shall be reserved for those that send their accountants their tax stuff on April 13." #me

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Black-Eyed Pea Salad Recipe : Patrick and Gina Neely : Food Network - http://t.co/xK9KS8v7GO http://t.co/wjV49R1JAj