laura

best wishes and a big fuck u

[laura @laurahxc]

i have nothing of any importance to tweet about anymore

[laura @laurahxc]

i totally get pt cruisers now

[laura @laurahxc]

this daylight savings is about to literally save my life GOOD lord

[laura @laurahxc]

hey laura these are all good problems to have

[laura @laurahxc]

i love bedtime

[laura @laurahxc]

rode on the back of a motorcycle up pacific coast highway this morning

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

cat in the hat when he got hit in the nuts at the birthday party

[laura @laurahxc]

in richmond, feel like tweeting suddenly

[laura @laurahxc]

i ACTUALLY am excited for cookout and mellow mushroom tho lmao

[laura @laurahxc]

can’t wait to get back to richmond and hit up a fucking outback steakhouse or something uyughhhhh

[laura @laurahxc]

FUCK THIS MERCURY RETROGRADE I AM STAYING HOME!!!!!!!!!

[laura @laurahxc]

@davesheaaa triplets!!!

[laura @laurahxc]

if u see this, call me

[laura @laurahxc]

we got ‘em ladies n gentlemen

[laura @laurahxc]

i’m old assszshit

[laura @laurahxc]

@etherealthreat mommmyyyyy

[laura @laurahxc]

my mom sent me high heel crocs and i was so excited and wore them to a dinner party and immediately busted my fucking ass getting out of the car

[laura @laurahxc]

@peri0d_bl00d mother nature vibes for sure

[laura @laurahxc]

@peri0d_bl00d sally pregnant is gonna be a wild era

[laura @laurahxc]

i love everyone i’ve ever loved forever