Gramps

Your friendly neighborhood lesbian grandpa 🏳️‍🌈

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

[Gramps @laurajami98]

Painters outside the office are playing 80s Dad Rock, so now I need to listen to 00s Dad Rock

[Gramps @laurajami98]

Reason to keep going just dropped

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘YELLOWJACKETS’ Season 3 has begun filming.

[Gramps @laurajami98]

@averyswurld Congrats!! 🎉

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

nothing makes me want to rage harder than when i hear shania twain say let’s go girls.

[Gramps @laurajami98]

Don’t ask me how I got where I am. Because I genuinely don’t know.

[Gramps @laurajami98]

Earlier in the day there was a lady singing “Love Story” real passionately in her car at an intersection. I hope she has a great life

[Gramps @laurajami98]

And I listened to it for a month straight uninterrupted

[boygenius source @boygeniussource]

One year ago today, boygenius released their Grammy Award Winning Song 'Not Strong Enough'!

[Gramps @laurajami98]

I can tell how much my life is spiraling based on the number of reminders I’ve set. In this case, more is not better

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

$100 for each duck. $25 for the gay one https://t.co/VoNcN3TxBe

[chebetonsteroids @Iam_ronoh]

Me in the womb wasting time instead of saving money and buying land

[Gramps @laurajami98]

Sunday vibes

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

“fuck it we ball” (malnourished, heavy eye bags,dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity

[Gramps @laurajami98]

Floor time isn’t just for babies. It’s for adults whose life is spiraling out of control

[Gramps @laurajami98]

“How’s life treating you?”
Me:

[Gramps @laurajami98]

Plz

[Gramps @laurajami98]

After a third December in a row of being hit by a freight train with bad vibes I will no longer acknowledge it as a month

[clare @sadderlizards]

yeah i’m doing okay although lately i have felt the madness slowly returning

[Gramps @laurajami98]

Alternative to “you beautiful angel sent from above” is “you masterful bad bitch that crawled from the depths of hell”

[Gramps @laurajami98]

If Elizabeth Banks is involved in a movie, I will always be seated front row