Laura Clark

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

Writing a letter to Justin trudeau so we can have eco safe guides as well as health guides in every home

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

Lesson: don't buy pillows with a cloud on them you literally go through them. Exactly like u would on a cloud

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

https://t.co/P0HJSrrJi2 love

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

@DarynJones i think she's supposed to be the vindictive cunt we all know lololol

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

girls are smarter than boys

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

@KeshaRose motherfucker!!!

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

cuppa tea for me this morning. taking it slow from all the people that blow shit out they mouths :)

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

James Blunt is the secret hit master

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

if we didn't pump out and broadcast upset there would be no reason for it to continue

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

sharing these acts of terrorism inspires it amongst the wrong kind of people. don't be a hate monger

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

don't wait for people to make your situation better- write them offffffffffffffffffffff

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

35 weeks... and this is when I ask, contraction or gas?

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

you gotta start to write shit off as a prank. because the only good pranks are the ones that are reckless, stupidaf and fuck w ppls lives

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

here ye, here ye! extra! extra! and now on twitter's drama

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

don't lose your shit, drop your chocolate, misplace your grace, surrender your sewage

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

finally going to cool off on the weekend, maybe everyone will stop telling me how hot I am!!

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

when you're 8 months pregnant the last thing you should be worried about is saving face

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

insecure like I need a security guard

[Laura Clark @laurajeanclark]

taking shit as literally as possible from now on