Laura Fitzgerald

copywriter + aspiring entrepreneur. designing an experience that collides my 15 years in tech and 8 years as a yoga teacher so it finally starts to make sense.

[Laura Fitzgerald @LaurajFitz]

“Aiming for a flat headcount next year, but we’ve set up a corp door dash for ppl that attend Lunch in Learns”

is the new

“We’re going to stay lean and empower everyone to ‘do more with less’ but we decided to start Artisanal Donut Tuesday + get a new office ping pong table!”

[Andrew Gazdecki @agazdecki]

No shortage of startup ideas but always a shortage of entrepreneurs who are willing to take the risk, put in the time, and execute.

[Laura Fitzgerald @LaurajFitz]

todays agenda: disruption planning

[Andrew Gazdecki @agazdecki]

If your goal is to get rich, bootstrap your startup. If your goal is to disrupt a large market, raise venture.

[Aaron Levie @levie]

Startup advice: always risky chasing a market trend or a new buzzword because you don’t know how long it’ll last. Build something that you’d be excited about that solves a real problem, even if there was no hype.

[Juliette Lewis @JulietteLewis]

Yay. Also there’s a secret people Im paying homage too... with things I chose. Noone’a done a deep dive yet figured it out yet.💅🏼🤳🏼💃

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

For the record @Mike_Pence, it’s Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez to you.

[Refinery29 @Refinery29]

"would you shut up, man?" encapsulates the first presidential debate well enough! #Debates2020 https://t.co/lShGj3Sb1H

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Biden implores people to "vote" at #Debates2020: "If we get the votes. It's going to be all over. He's going to go. He can't stay in power. It won't happen."

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Recently I learned the correct term is “for fuck’s sake”

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Yes, that’s it, this election will be fine if we can just get rid of those damn ballots!

[blackness everdeen @traceyecorder]

I woke up one day and the fucking sky was orange. Spend whatever is necessary on climate change.

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

All across America, people are ready to take a shower.

[Mike Murphy @mcwm]

I feel like I’m watching a Facebook comment feed in real time

[Dr. Jason Johnson @DrJasonJohnson]

If Joe Biden ends this speech with

"Arrest the men who killed #BreonnaTaylor "

he can start measuring curtains for the Oval Office 👀

#DNC2020

[Rob Schwartz @Schwartzie14]

Chickpea or Garbanzo? #CopywritersDilemma

[Laura Fitzgerald @LaurajFitz]

@Zappos @amazon Thanks for the info! Def less stress than having that baby 👌🏼

[Laura Fitzgerald @LaurajFitz]

I’d like @Zappos & @amazon to have a baby. Why can’t I get prime shipping speed on that holiday dress for tomorrow? #fitzquiries

[Laura Fitzgerald @LaurajFitz]

Serious question. Can you @taskrabbit someone to break in your shoes?! #fitzquiries #ouch

[Laura Fitzgerald @LaurajFitz]

Eating too much cereal is not a thing. Bigger the bowl the better. #fitzfact #noregrets