Laura Laser

Headhunting madwoman for the best advertising agencies and brands globally. Send resumes to [email protected]

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@notthefakeDNP Not real

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@casmar27 That’s not real

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Affected by the Garden Grove Chemical Emergency?
Thousands of Southern Californians near GKN Aerospace have been evacuated as emergency crews work to prevent a toxic chemical disaster. If you were evacuated, exposed, or impacted call 213-233-9990 or go to https://t.co/jBxe8Eanx1

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@TheFestiveOwl LOVED it!

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Bieber memeing himself at his laptop on stage and doing a PowerPoint karaoke concert tonight was just what I needed. #bieberchella

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@diegopavia02 Keep shooting for the stars @diegopavia02!

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@tnick_5 @LockedOnVandy King of the 3 pointer!

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@dtovitz Agreed.

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@JoBarrow @meetgranola Cannot see it on my app. desktop nor iPhone app.

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@meetgranola I have the app and cannot find this anywhere - desktop or iphone.

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@dtovitz @VandyOnSI 🙏🏻 🙏🏻 🙏🏻

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@stoolpresidente Should be Vandy!

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@dtovitz 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

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@michaeljburry @grok explain this to me

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@thezoegasell It’s a great time to be a commodore!

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Powerpocalypse (noun)

/ˌpaʊərˈpɑːkəˌlɪps/

Definition:
That doomsday-level panic when your phone flashes 1%, you’re miles from a charger, and every life choice suddenly feels questionable.

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@dtovitz Same as our living room!

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@CollegeGameDay @ESPNMcGee @dtovitz

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@juliashrek After the birth of my first child, my mom came prepared to “help” with a Manila folder full of Weight Watchers recipes!

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Happy hour is the new earlybird special.