Laura

[Laura @lauralaundery]

#notmyqueen

[Laura @lauralaundery]

justice 4 finland

[Laura @lauralaundery]

cooties were the original ick

[Laura @lauralaundery]

u never know what's bound to happen

[Laura @lauralaundery]

i am a rotund little man

[Laura @lauralaundery]

the davinci code is basically the same as war and peace

[Laura @lauralaundery]

buy @HoochLemonBrew for ur friends that can't drink as fast as u

[Laura @lauralaundery]

pretty sure it's just my dulcet tones

[Laura @lauralaundery]

i make people ✨so comfortable ✨ that they just fall asleep in my presence xx

[Elora - Online 1 Room Schoolhouse @1Schoolhouse]

People act like accessibility only helps disabled people but I guarantee you no one wants to move into a 9th floor apartment with no elevator

[Laura @lauralaundery]

bEcAuSe there are some things you have to do even if you are an enlightened liberal cop who knows all about sensitivity and everything 🙃

[Laura @lauralaundery]

true love is when someone writes a jingle 4 u

[Laura @lauralaundery]

what if gets u nothing because what if u weren't a cunt

[Laura @lauralaundery]

on occasion, with gods will, i will rally xx