You know how you have to let a cake cool before you put icing on it or else it will all melt off? Well that happened to me this morning except my face was the cake and my makeup was the icing.
I thought I just saw Timothée Chalamet but it also could’ve just been a skinny, sick looking white dude with long brown hair in New York. I just don’t know, I never will, and I am okay with that.